Rciesla (5499) - Exit 15W, New Jersey, USA - FEB 26, 2010
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours a copper colored body with a thin white fizzy lacing that wants to go away. Aroma is reminiscent of a stinky morning after drinking, sulfites, grain, musky fruit tones bleh. Nail polish remover and grain. Corny and fruit y sweetness with a modest vodka esk warming corn notes and a sweet fruity finish. Surprisingly okay for the shit malt liquor in the bottle.
pineypower (2587) - Pine Barrens, New Jersey, USA - FEB 10, 2010
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle thanks to Dmac. Pours out a slightly cloudy moderate golden color with a head like if you’d poured apple juice too fast. Aroma is of sticky sweet malts, some grains and slight fruit, not much alcohol on the aroma...then comes the taste. Straight up booze, sweet grainy malts, and maybe a touch of fruit, but the alcohol takes the spotlight big time, alcohol is about as well hidden as grease in MC Donald’s.
coldmeat23 (232) - Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA - NOV 17, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very light yellow colored liquid. Like honey water (not in a good way). Only slightly more yellow color than your average BMC product. Good two-finger white foamy head that leaves a thin film on top with no lacing.
Not very appealing looking, actually.
Sweet sugarey band-aids mixed with artificial fruit flavoring dominate the nose. Smells similar to RedBull, really. Very slight malt scent is detected.
Oh my god, it’s foul. Imagine if you gave someone a tumbler of tequila and RedBull (why?), on ice, then put out two or three cigarettes in it and let it sit on the counter until the next morning. Upon waking, your hungover self blindly grabs that glass and takes a drink. This beer tastes like that.
Thick and putrid. Honestly, it’s that bad.
Stay away! Don’t do it! Save Yourself!
I picked this beer up because of it’s origin, geographically, which is Malta. Never heard anything about their beer making skills. Now I know why.
Avoid at all costs.
dmac (4274) - Toms River, New Jersey, USA - OCT 28, 2009
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
11.2 oz of brand new country!!! Poured a mostly clear honey gold body with an average size foamy white head. Aroma was lots of cereal grains, white grapes and lots of alcohol. Body is actually slightly on the flat side with a good dose of alcohol heat. Flavor is almost nonexistant which is fine because what is detectable is some old rotting cereal grain and fermenting grapes. Drink this one cold and fast is all I can say.
foduck (330) - Denton, Texas, USA - SEP 8, 2009
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
smells like alcohol and grain. flavor is sweet, bitter, and alcohol. mostly alcohol though. it’s not well-hidden in this beer. this is almost disgusting but not quite that bad. borderline i’d say. just needs to be sold in a cheap 40oz bottle instead of a six pack.
Snot19kilo (103) - Illinois, USA - AUG 6, 2009
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 8/20
Pours a pale,yellow, ok carbonation. medium head. Aroma Grain and alcohol a slight bit earthy in smell. Flavor was grainy and malt kind of corn taste, then a flood of alcohol in the finish. It warms the stomach.
After taste was very grainy. Strong beer light on taste. would drink again but won’t buy again.
Chef Chad (104) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - JUN 4, 2009
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Smells of corn and alcohol. Pours a very light color of dark yellow(what did I just say?) anyway it look like fizzy pee.. Carbonation sucked and it was smooth and medium bodied. I did not drain poor this beer but I could of.. I stayed the corse and finished it like a good boy. It was corn and ethanol in a glass.. I hated it
BigBeer45 (1282) - Michigan, USA - APR 25, 2009
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
The label on my bottle is different, ‘Extra Strong Lager’ is written ‘Cisk Extra Lager’, this beer has a clear pale yellow-gold pour with white bubbles and mild effervescence maybe a bit more, there could be a bit more gold color in this than the Cisk Lager beer, it looks more viscous than their Cisk lager and has more effervescence to, aromas of sweet alcohol, some malt and grain, there is a touch of grassiness on the nose, flavors are of sugary syrup malt and alcohol, some bitterness on the palate but the alcohol sweetness is in there and peeping above all else, the sweet malt appears to have some light caramel flavor, the alcohol gives a small bite on the palate to, there is a more than medium mouth feel with some stickiness on the palate, I can see this getting tiresome after more than one bottle, also, as it warms the sweet and alcohol become more pronounced, make sure it is cold, I prefer the Cisk lager more than this stuff.
JPDIPSO (4956) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 17, 2009
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Light golden color with a smallish, but stable off-white head. Certainly does smell of a malt liquor. Sweet grains, corn syrup, apple peels, and dried floral hops. Go directly to alcohol do not pass go or think about collecting any flavors. A hint of grain sweetness, followed by a shot of corn squeezin’s’. LIght and fluffy feel. HInts of herbs in the liquor. Some Slivovitz qualities and that is not necessarily a good thing. A touch of grain in the finish and linger make this tolerable. Otherwise rather terrible.
Cornfield (5570) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - JAN 29, 2009
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Malt Liquor is an appropriate beer style to use in toasting now ex-governor Rod Blagojevich, the scum-bag. Fortunately I just picked this up at the Binny’s in Willowbrook, Illinois - the most corrupt state in the union. This pours a golden body with a respectable, good-lacing head. The aroma is sweet and grainy, has a touch of orchard fruit, and some grassiness. There’s a touch of caramel and a goodly dosage of alcohol added to the flavor. Crisp finish. Damn. Whilst nothing great, this is still too good for sleaze-ball Rod. I guess I’ll have to throw my shoes at that piece of crap.
Anyways - Here’s to you Blago, you scuzzy dog-dropping! I hope the Feds get you a good, long senetence!