leaparsons (7493) - Leicester, Leicestershire, ENGLAND - MAY 25, 2006
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle from the Offie, Leicester. Light gold with a small head. Aromas are nuurrgghh, strong alcohol with sweet grain and, nurrghhh, pepper and alcohol. Flavours are gritty grain with syrupy lemon and caramel. Lots of peppery notes towards the finish. Alcohol follows, and lots of it. One for the Maltese tramps, perhaps. XS, not surprisingly stands for extra strong.
Chef Chad (104) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - JUN 4, 2009
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Smells of corn and alcohol. Pours a very light color of dark yellow(what did I just say?) anyway it look like fizzy pee.. Carbonation sucked and it was smooth and medium bodied. I did not drain poor this beer but I could of.. I stayed the corse and finished it like a good boy. It was corn and ethanol in a glass.. I hated it
Rciesla (5499) - Exit 15W, New Jersey, USA - FEB 26, 2010
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours a copper colored body with a thin white fizzy lacing that wants to go away. Aroma is reminiscent of a stinky morning after drinking, sulfites, grain, musky fruit tones bleh. Nail polish remover and grain. Corny and fruit y sweetness with a modest vodka esk warming corn notes and a sweet fruity finish. Surprisingly okay for the shit malt liquor in the bottle.
visionthing (2098) - Oslo, NORWAY - SEP 30, 2012
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
33cl from a supermarked in Sliema. Pours golden with a white head. Aroma of malt and alcohol. Classic malt liquor, very sweet, quite malty with a very noticable alcohol content. A bit unpleasant, but drinkable in case of emergency. Way to sweet and alcoholic for my taste, but hints of fruit comes along as I drink. Drinkable, but best avoided in my opinion.
thirdeye11 (5338) - Dallas, Texas, USA - AUG 12, 2011
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
(12oz bottle best by Jun 10 thanks to Fratto, the king of Pale Lagers and City Brewing) clear pale yellow, soapy white head. Nose of butter, apple and alcohol. Taste of nasty apples, alcohol, buttery and really gross. Nasty linger, alcohol and an earthy grape taste left on the palate.
coldmeat23 (232) - Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA - NOV 17, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very light yellow colored liquid. Like honey water (not in a good way). Only slightly more yellow color than your average BMC product. Good two-finger white foamy head that leaves a thin film on top with no lacing.
Not very appealing looking, actually.
Sweet sugarey band-aids mixed with artificial fruit flavoring dominate the nose. Smells similar to RedBull, really. Very slight malt scent is detected.
Oh my god, itís foul. Imagine if you gave someone a tumbler of tequila and RedBull (why?), on ice, then put out two or three cigarettes in it and let it sit on the counter until the next morning. Upon waking, your hungover self blindly grabs that glass and takes a drink. This beer tastes like that.
Thick and putrid. Honestly, itís that bad.
Stay away! Donít do it! Save Yourself!
I picked this beer up because of itís origin, geographically, which is Malta. Never heard anything about their beer making skills. Now I know why.
Avoid at all costs.
Fratto (2443) - Arlington, Texas, USA - DEC 11, 2010
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle from the Eastchase Majestic. Light yellow pour with a big white head. Aroma is fruity and painful. Taste is rotten honey, grass, something almost pleasant, and then a horrible finish.