leaparsons (7671) - Leicester, Leicestershire, ENGLAND - MAY 25, 2006
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle from the Offie, Leicester. Light gold with a small head. Aromas are nuurrgghh, strong alcohol with sweet grain and, nurrghhh, pepper and alcohol. Flavours are gritty grain with syrupy lemon and caramel. Lots of peppery notes towards the finish. Alcohol follows, and lots of it. One for the Maltese tramps, perhaps. XS, not surprisingly stands for extra strong.
Crosling (1863) - Loveland, Colorado, USA - AUG 12, 2008
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Sampled side by side with regular Cisk Lager. A very light yellow/golden colored beer with a small white colored head, nearly identical in appearance to the regular Cisk Lager. Nose has more complexity than the regular Cisk, with similar notes as the regular Cisk, but also some light notes of caramel and fruit. Flavor isn’t enjoyable, but has some nice malt elements of caramel and toffee. Suprisingly decent. Still not drinkable for me, but it’s an ok beer. If I were desperate I could drink this.
JPDIPSO (4956) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 17, 2009
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Light golden color with a smallish, but stable off-white head. Certainly does smell of a malt liquor. Sweet grains, corn syrup, apple peels, and dried floral hops. Go directly to alcohol do not pass go or think about collecting any flavors. A hint of grain sweetness, followed by a shot of corn squeezin’s’. LIght and fluffy feel. HInts of herbs in the liquor. Some Slivovitz qualities and that is not necessarily a good thing. A touch of grain in the finish and linger make this tolerable. Otherwise rather terrible.
Chef Chad (104) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - JUN 4, 2009
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Smells of corn and alcohol. Pours a very light color of dark yellow(what did I just say?) anyway it look like fizzy pee.. Carbonation sucked and it was smooth and medium bodied. I did not drain poor this beer but I could of.. I stayed the corse and finished it like a good boy. It was corn and ethanol in a glass.. I hated it
Rciesla (5499) - Exit 15W, New Jersey, USA - FEB 26, 2010
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours a copper colored body with a thin white fizzy lacing that wants to go away. Aroma is reminiscent of a stinky morning after drinking, sulfites, grain, musky fruit tones bleh. Nail polish remover and grain. Corny and fruit y sweetness with a modest vodka esk warming corn notes and a sweet fruity finish. Surprisingly okay for the shit malt liquor in the bottle.
visionthing (2308) - Oslo, NORWAY - SEP 30, 2012
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
33cl from a supermarked in Sliema. Pours golden with a white head. Aroma of malt and alcohol. Classic malt liquor, very sweet, quite malty with a very noticable alcohol content. A bit unpleasant, but drinkable in case of emergency. Way to sweet and alcoholic for my taste, but hints of fruit comes along as I drink. Drinkable, but best avoided in my opinion.
thirdeye11 (5379) - Dallas, Texas, USA - AUG 12, 2011
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
(12oz bottle best by Jun 10 thanks to Fratto, the king of Pale Lagers and City Brewing) clear pale yellow, soapy white head. Nose of butter, apple and alcohol. Taste of nasty apples, alcohol, buttery and really gross. Nasty linger, alcohol and an earthy grape taste left on the palate.
coldmeat23 (232) - Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA - NOV 17, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very light yellow colored liquid. Like honey water (not in a good way). Only slightly more yellow color than your average BMC product. Good two-finger white foamy head that leaves a thin film on top with no lacing.
Not very appealing looking, actually.
Sweet sugarey band-aids mixed with artificial fruit flavoring dominate the nose. Smells similar to RedBull, really. Very slight malt scent is detected.
Oh my god, it’s foul. Imagine if you gave someone a tumbler of tequila and RedBull (why?), on ice, then put out two or three cigarettes in it and let it sit on the counter until the next morning. Upon waking, your hungover self blindly grabs that glass and takes a drink. This beer tastes like that.
Thick and putrid. Honestly, it’s that bad.
Stay away! Don’t do it! Save Yourself!
I picked this beer up because of it’s origin, geographically, which is Malta. Never heard anything about their beer making skills. Now I know why.
Avoid at all costs.
Fratto (2510) - Arlington, Texas, USA - DEC 11, 2010
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle from the Eastchase Majestic. Light yellow pour with a big white head. Aroma is fruity and painful. Taste is rotten honey, grass, something almost pleasant, and then a horrible finish.