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RATINGS: 676   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.86/5   SEASONAL: Special   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
In a world full of uncertainty, hardship, and people trying to hold us back, do we need the undead and trademark attorneys too? Clown Shoes says, "No, die, monsters, die!" Forces of darkness brought about a change in the name of this beer, which was released to celebrate our second anniversary, but it still sports signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory and ash.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
Alengrin (4212) - BELGIUM - JAN 16, 2016
Clown Shoes’ take on the nowadays overexposed imperial stout style, but explicitly profiled as an ’American imperial stout’ rather than a ’Russian imperial stout’ - intriguing. Thick, dense, creamy, very regular, lacing, pale beige head over a jet black beer which, in pouring and after the head has diminished, shows a beautifully warm deep rusty brown hue. Strong and inviting aroma of espresso and cold black coffee, wet leather, beef stock, black olive, dried seaweed, biltong, black chocolate bars, bourbon, pepper, bayleaf, fresh paint-like phenols, candied fig, mocha ice cream, faint vanilla, black tea and walnut. Restrained candied, raisin-like sweetness in onset paired with a ’deaf’, deep dark fruit sourishness and meaty umami accents, very full from the start with soft carbo fit for the style, thick and oily, creamy mouthfeel, plunging me effortlessly into an abyss of caramelly and chocolatey bittersweet malts with a strong, coffeeish roasted edge filling the mouth cavity and sticking to it for a long time; finish adds further bitterness with deep, leafy, spicy hops and a friendly glow of warming, bourbon-like alcohol. The bittersweet, roasted ’black chocolate’-like maltiness lingers in the throat along with the hop bitterness. In spite of the rebellious attitude and name of this beer, it is in fact quite ’friendly’ (for an imperial stout, that is) and pretty typical for the style; it has no obvious flaws and shows a high drinkability, with a surprisingly supple and smooth (yet obviously still very ’beefy’) body for a 10% stout. Lovely and whether American or Russian, I’d recommend this one as a relatively ’easy’, but very accomplished introduction to this particular (sub)style.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
CJack (52) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - JAN 10, 2016
Draft pour, rich boozy aroma. Sweet malts backed with plenty of hop bitterness is nicely balanced. Thin palate doesn't linger. Gravity well masked. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone

   AROMA 10/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 20/20
davidm (2055) - Sunnyvale, California, USA - JAN 9, 2016
Chocolate and vanilla aromas, with hint of rum. Well balanced, smooth, and very long flavour.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
Maxbier (827) - Maryland, USA - JAN 9, 2016
Dark brown nearly black pour with brown head (pour from a growler). Roasty boozy chocolate aroma. Dark fruit molasses some coffee. Long lingering dark fruit and chocolate finish. Excellent imperial stout.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
dlovell2 (1619) - Columbia, Maryland, USA - JAN 3, 2016
Pours black with a tan head. aroma is roasted malt , coffee, and cocoa. Flavor is roasted malt, coffee, molasses, dark dried fruit and cocoa. Big roasted smoky finish. Really nice.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
bubblehouse (1195) - louisville, Kentucky, USA - JAN 1, 2016
A good imperial stout. Pours a really dark black. A very good beer. Drank to much already.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
Borresteijn (6165) - Zaandam, NETHERLANDS - JAN 1, 2016
65cl Bottle, thanks Secret Sint! Black colour, beige - brown head. Aroma of sweet molasses, chocolate, coffee, roasted malts, sugar, hops. Flavour is sweet, roasted malts, coffee, chocolate, molasses, caramel, hoppy and malty bitter finish with some grainy sugar. Medium to full bodied. Nice, but quite sweet.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 14/20
charule (2108) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - DEC 25, 2015
Bottle as xmas present. Poured brown black with decent tan head. Aroma salty lacto chocolate. Light carb med bod. Taste ashy dry bitter.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 16/20
Art (2999) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - DEC 25, 2015
Bottle shared by Charule. Aromas of smoke, dark chocolate. Taste is malty, metallic. Light cocoa powder. Medium body.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 18/20
tekstr1der (343) - New Hampshire, USA - DEC 18, 2015
Wow. They nail everything I enjoy about the style in this one. Pours thick and black with tiny, but clingy brown head. Aroma is much molasses pushing forward through the semi-sweet malt roast and some chocolate notes. The flavor gets even better - pretty much ideal for my tastes - balancing the aforementioned sweet roast and molasses with just enough bitter in the finish. Said finish is not too dry, but pretty clean. Great stuff!

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