allmyvinyl (1930) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JAN 17, 2014
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
330ml bottle for low alcohol tasting night. Pale yellow, thick white. Smells like mash tun run off, or what your Dad’s beer smelt like when you were young. More maltesers on the taste. Sweet, thin. Passable.
Leighton (9642) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JAN 5, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle shared at CBC Clerkenwell. Pours clear, urine gold with a fine, creamy white head. Nose of bread and cereal. Medium sweet flavor with paper, dough and cereal. Light bodied with average, creamy carbonation. Creamed corn and more cereal to finish with just a nip of straight white sugar. Too sweet. Not awesome.
JohnRMurdoch (2886) - Glasgow, SCOTLAND - DEC 28, 2013
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
330ml bottle, present from a friend. Dark yellow, reasonable head. Strong resin corn aroma. Strong sickly sweet corn flavour, with sickly sweet aftertaste. Undrinkable.
mR_fr0g (1798) - Hertfordshire, ENGLAND - NOV 14, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle share thanks to Leighton for this wonder of brewing science. Aroma is sweet wort, musty, stale malt, wet sileage. Flavour is sweet stale malt, worty, unfermented, sweetcorn, Clear yellow persistent white head. Sugary stale flabby palate. Bad stuff. Not even a beer.
wimpyjoe (2687) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - MAR 11, 2013
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pale golden, no head. Its lager aroma is close to the original but the taste is clearly lacking.
RichTheVillan (1967) - West Midlands, ENGLAND - FEB 24, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle from Boars Head World Buffet; sand pour with white head, smells like cereal tastes like artificial sweetener, some lager characteristics.
Idiosynkrasie (3116) - Bielefeld, GERMANY - FEB 17, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
330ml bottle. Clear golden colour with average, frothy, half-way lasting, minimally lacing, white head. Muggy, bready, corn aroma. Taste is monotonously sweet, corn flakes. Ugly.
undercurrent25 (1301) - Barnton, Cheshire, ENGLAND - FEB 2, 2013
2.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Very hoppy aroma gives way to a chemical like taste, not nice, but I was on dryathalon in January
SarkyNorthener (1311) - Walsall (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, ENGLAND - NOV 11, 2012
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. Foul taste strong wheat taste nothing else. I would stay away for ever, I would rather drink tap water.
Theydon_Bois (6535) - The ’Sham, Surrey, ENGLAND - SEP 1, 2012
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle at home - 02/09/12.
Having a beer free 10 days, so guess this doesn’t count. A pregnant friend brought it round earlier in the year when we had a curry and left it, I wouldn’t pay good momey just to tick a style!
Pale straw colour with a bubbly white head and lots of visible carbonation.
Smells very grainy, oats, a little caramel.
Tastes of aspartame, overly sweet, fake citrus flavours, plasticy.
Light bodied, not as much carbonation as the visual suggested, leaves me with a candarel taste on my lips!
Rancid - 5 sips was enough, the rest is being liberated to Thames Valley Water - thank you and good not!