SarkyNorthener (2819) - West Bromwich (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, - NOV 11, 2012
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. Foul taste strong wheat taste nothing else. I would stay away for ever, I would rather drink tap water.
tommann (2982) - Dudley, West Midlands, ENGLAND - JAN 2, 2015
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
330ml bottle. Pours light gold with a medium head. Aroma is cornflakes and vegetables. Taste is sweet with cornflakes and vegetables. It’s Ok for a night off.
Japalo (1392) - DENMARK - JUL 29, 2014
1.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle@rajpoot, Bath. Golden clear. Small head. Low carb. Butterscots. Strange sweetness. Tasteless. Brewed in burton on trent.
JohnCook101 (396) - - MAR 21, 2014
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Too sweet, no depth of flavour whatsoever. Thin and watery with an oddly thick head, like light meringue or marshmallow. Poor.
allmyvinyl (5767) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JAN 17, 2014
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
330ml bottle for low alcohol tasting night. Pale yellow, thick white. Smells like mash tun run off, or what your Dad’s beer smelt like when you were young. More maltesers on the taste. Sweet, thin. Passable.
Leighton (13605) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JAN 5, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle shared at CBC Clerkenwell. Pours clear, urine gold with a fine, creamy white head. Nose of bread and cereal. Medium sweet flavor with paper, dough and cereal. Light bodied with average, creamy carbonation. Creamed corn and more cereal to finish with just a nip of straight white sugar. Too sweet. Not awesome.
JohnRMurdoch (3687) - Glasgow, SCOTLAND - DEC 28, 2013
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
330ml bottle, present from a friend. Dark yellow, reasonable head. Strong resin corn aroma. Strong sickly sweet corn flavour, with sickly sweet aftertaste. Undrinkable.
mR_fr0g (5015) - Hertfordshire, ENGLAND - NOV 14, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle share thanks to Leighton for this wonder of brewing science. Aroma is sweet wort, musty, stale malt, wet sileage. Flavour is sweet stale malt, worty, unfermented, sweetcorn, Clear yellow persistent white head. Sugary stale flabby palate. Bad stuff. Not even a beer.
ManVsBeer (5490) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - MAR 11, 2013
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pale golden, no head. Its lager aroma is close to the original but the taste is clearly lacking.
RichTheVillan (4186) - West Midlands, ENGLAND - FEB 24, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle from Boars Head World Buffet; sand pour with white head, smells like cereal tastes like artificial sweetener, some lager characteristics.
Idiosynkrasie (4671) - Bielefeld, GERMANY - FEB 17, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
330ml bottle. Clear golden colour with average, frothy, half-way lasting, minimally lacing, white head. Muggy, bready, corn aroma. Taste is monotonously sweet, corn flakes. Ugly.