Colt 45 6%

clear golden fizzy stuff that gets you drunk. Old E is much better.........but hey i didnt pour it out like that Guinness Extra Stout crap. and while im here i might as well give the obligatory Billy Dee shout out.

Folks, this liquid gold is simply the best bang for the buck. Give me a jumbo bottle of Colt 45, a pack of Camel’s and a cheap floozy, and I am in heaven. (If I can’t get a floozy, a magazine with a photo of that leggy sex goddess Hillary Clinton will do. ’wink, wink,’ and you know what I’m talkin’ about!) Colt 45--A Completely Unique Experience.

Stock malt likka aroma. Decorative 40-oz bottle suitable for adorning your front lawn, out behind the rusted-out Grand Torino up on blocks. Big poofy white head upon pour, clear pale brew. Metallic, dry, somehow seems boozy even at the Tennessee minit market ABV law level. Chemicaly. Light body. Bought an extended quote bottle to take back to the hotel in Nashville, but I’m afraid that the maid will need to cart the remaining 38 oz off.

only white trash and ghetto folk drink this stuff and enjoy it. cheers, shag. this shit should be banned forever. it tastes like death on fire. why the hell does this exist????

Swamp water. That’s what we use to call this stuff. It stinks, tastes bad, and will get you messed up. Another 40 winner.

Be very careful as, for reasons I cannot understand, this stuff will get you clobbered in the ugliest way. Expect fighting, crack smoking, vandalism and armed robbery to commence after your 3rd 40 ouncer. This is the stuff that felonies are made of. Unless, of course, you roll like that anyway, then you already be knowin’ dis if the stuff for yo posse. Word.

16 oz. can - color of clear bright yellow , with a white medium head - nose of aluminum can , banana , sweet corn , and hay – taste of sweet corn hay , skunk , hopps , and metal - body light , and semi sweet – aftertaste of slight caramel , and light hopps

Goin down to tha ol’ water hole wit jerimiah an’ his band of crazy kids....this is butt