0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
16 oz can poured a clear yellow with a small white head. Aromas of sweet cornand a tiny hint of apple. palate was light and crisp. Flavors of sweet malt and corn.
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
The best thing about this beer is that Afroman made a song about it. That’s were it got popular. It doesn’t have a bad taste it’s just not a good beer.
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle: A friend brought this as a joke to my friend’s house for the UofM v. MSU game and I was lucky enough to get a sample. Aroma is corn and has a light apple and lighter Red Bull smell. Pours a light gold with a white head with some retention. Flavor is mostly sweet throughout with sugar and a hint of apple. Hops are pretty much non-existant. Pretty much what I expected.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
If ratebeer allowed the length my desciprion would be "Pure bottled filth." This tastes like corn with fusels with cat excrement. Ok, I am done with this one.
1.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can... Clear, light yellow lager with a large, fizzy, white head. Corn and black pepper aroma. The flavor is of alcohol and corn. Medium-bodied with a watery mouthfeel and lively carbonation. Finishes metallic, bitter and alcoholic.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Vaguely sweet, bland aroma has plenty of creamed corn. Clear golden body with but lasting white head. Very sweet flavour has some huskiness and creamed corn. Medium-light body with decent carbonation. Bottle. Entered from notes.
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
This is very odd. It smells like a ... It tastes the same way. It has a nice color though. And is thick enough for the palate to get a good taste of whatever they use to brew it. I think they used too much molasses or malt.
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Fsssht!!!
glug, glug, glug...
plain golden cast, majestic snowy head, dwindles in a hurry...
wickedly sweet nose, rough and rugged, raw alcohol peeking through...
in the mouth, an unbalanced, belligerent oaf strides along...spitting, stumbling, spilling anything unchained-down...although he is kind to you if your aim is pain, and heart’s journey is merely obliterating your consciousness. You overlook the lack of flavor, grit your teeth and grimace, seeing the star you seek at tunnel’s end, yourself and your brain, no longer on speaking terms...
bang, bang, bang!!!
"Hello, it’s me, drunkenness! Billy Dee sent me! I work every time!"
“It is time to get drunk!
So that you may not be the martyred slaves of Time,
get drunk, get drunk,
and never pause for rest!
With wine, poetry, or virtue,
as you choose!”
— Charles Baudelaire (1821 – 1867)
OR WITH MALT LIKKA!
thanks to Larry Bell, for inspiring the quote, however inadvertently...
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