Colt 45 6%

the greatest thing to happen to malt liquor since the 40 oz bottle was invented

Can you say "Heaven in a bottle?" It is an American Classic period. If you don't like this, there is something wrong with you, not the Colt. Works everytime.

Okay, since this smells like urine and looks cloudy, its like sick urine. And that is how it tastes. Wow, this is awful...for my money I would rather have Mad Dog fortified wine. At least you expect Mad Dog to not have carbonation.

Comes in a giant 710mL can, and most everyone I know seems to drink it from said can (no glass - apparently this actually is counterproductive to the drinking experience). Not a lot of carbonation and a rather "malty" taste (big surprise for Malt Liqour) but the most notable taste is "sweet" with little to no after-taste. It went down easily enough and wasn't as bad as I expected it to be, but not something I'd like to drink again. The best summary is that it's a beer with no introductions or farewells to the palate, just the carrier of alcohol.

40 Ounce. Nothing noticeable in terms of aroma, and the urine appearance with its soapy head is hardly attractive. Extremely light flavor with absolutely no aftertaste, and a mouthfeel similar to water. Honestly, it's not very good, but it's really not awful. The lack of aftertaste makes it incredibly easy to drink.

Canned. Yellow water. Had no taste or smell. Can't really say anything else. Was drinkable however.

Tastes like Budweiser with sugar added. I had to try one of these but will never drink it again.

It seems like they managed to ferment cardboard, throw in some sugar, and call it a day with this beverage. Perfect for getting smashed, horrible if you want a decent drink. I'd probably prefer Olde English (though that's not saying much.)