0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Just grab a brown paper bag and give it a swig just to say you’ve done it. But why bother really. Finally tried it last month just to say I did.
2.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
UPDATED: MAY 10, 2004 Well, to describe this one, it smells of "lemon skunk," it tastes tolerable, and is about as good as Miller High Life. Oh yeah, and it has this funny little horse kicking back in the air on the front of the can. Makes for a lot of fun if you’ve had a few already (heavens, no, not a few Colt 45’s--a few of anything but that. Don’t do that to yourself.) ***Note: my overall impression score has been raised. I do not like the beer this much, but to put it in its place on my ratings list, this score has been raised to place it amongst those beers to which it is similar in its enjoyability.
1.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
I just think it is funny to drink this stuff. I felt silly buying it, but comforted by the price. The smell is raunchy horrid. Its appearance is at best mediocre. Its flavour? Well, malty of course, with alcohol, which is why it’s malt liquor. Its palate? Not really. For the price and entertainment, this receives a slightly positive review. Note the 6% ABV.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
As Afroman once said, "Colt 45 and two zigzags, baby that’s all we need. We’ll go to the park after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed."
Here’s to graduating- 40 oz bottle: Is an artificial gold color, looks a liitle flat. Smells like rusted corn, which is god-awful. Flavor is of vomit, corn and sugar. palate is watery at best. The second most ghetto thing I ever drank, number one being King Cobra.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Another one brewed under licence by ABI in the Philippines. I am so glad I found this review sheet so I can record my ratings of these quality tributes to the brave people who gave us Subic Bay, semi fertilised hen eggs and the Manila folder. Even before I opened this can I was filled with awe and dread. If Trois Pistoles was a ’4’ beer what would one Colt 45 be? So, having fired my imagination before cracking the can I decided to bite the bullet and check out the calibre of this beauty. Man the nose! Just like Lone Star and LS jnr, none. But hey, this is Malt Liquor remember! So its gotta be different to them soft yeller bellies. It is, it hits the gut and ricochets all around it. When the smoke has cleared all that is left is the feeling that you wished you had only tried this in a shot glass.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
well. i wasnt going to drink this, then i got drunk and watched malibu's most wanted. shit dawg dis be da bes foty up in da hoo otda dan da oe800 man. shit dawg. this is gross. quite awful. serious rating: pours like budwieser. smells like corn and a heavy smell of dog shit. taste pretty bad. i was already drunk when i drank this.
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
terrible beer. Why would anyone bother to drink this? The low price and higher alcohol content just isn't worth it.
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
i have never actually had this in any glass only the bottle, and like it should be had the brown paper bag. It is cheap, convient and drinkable. It taste like malt and alcohol, but i guess if that is what you are going for; I know i go for that sometimes, and it is so cheap, overall it gets a positive mark.
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