0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
I would rather drink warm urine streaming straight out of a horse's shlong than ever drink this stuff again. It does have a pleasant color though: sort of like urine after you have taken a multi-vitamin. That is the only thing keeping me from rating it 1 overall. The only thing that smells worse is Old English 800.
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: APR 10, 2003 Poured a brilliant gold - huge, quickly disapating head - fantastic lacing. This was part of the chatroom tasting on 4/9/03 - a spectacular gathering, my Lads, Mates and Lasses. Aroma was corn, alcohol, chemical. Nice sweet green apple malts - hops? nope - finish wasn't bad though. keep this one cold and frosty.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bought in Dallas from a vat of ice next to the cash register, 99 cents, with a brown paper bag provided. Pours with an attractive white head that actually remains for some time. Annoying aroma of rice and turpentine, but the flavor brings out the sweetness and has notes of apple juice, raspberry, and creamed corn. The fizz here saves it from being horribly watery, and on that account this is actually better than a number of American standards and light beers. Indeed, I actually drank the whole thing!....
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
God Damn! After rescuing my buddy Han from that ice planet and all, and lettin' him make it with that hot mama Princess Leia, and after shootin' up all kindsa Empire honkeys, ah needs me some fine Malt Liquor at the end of such a hard day. Think ah'll git out mah Chimay chalice for this special libation. Damn this shit look like apple juice, or cheap champagne! I like it! And it tastes like corn liquor, only without the burn, the burn like the blaster shot that got my arm on the 4th moon of Yavin that OTHER time when I saved my homie Han's life. Flavor, man who needs good flavor, all I want to do is forget how he took that fine piece of woman Leia from me. Man that woman is built like brick house! This stuff will make you twist your face up at the end, like if you have to spend too much time around that damn wookie Chewie.
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
This is one of the few malt liquors I have tried. A cheap 40oz favorite of a late friend(God rest his soul). The color is bad, the smell is not any better and drinkablity should only be done quickly.
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHY DID I BEER BONG HALF OF A 40 OF THIS. it instantly gave me a hangover....INSTANTLY. Tasted like your mothers fine china that she never washed. Old steel wrapping its taste palate around your tongue; chunks of pure iron ore, gritty like sand, awashing over everything until you gag.
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Not a good example of malt liquor. Low ABV, with little flavor. It is too sweet, with a corny taste.
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Ahhh another crappy malt liquor! Not as good as St Ides High Gravity or Hurricane. In the same catergory as Old English. Why bother its a pissy yellow malt liquor, its for getting drunk and nothing else, drink up home skillet! Ok I admit it, I like 40's but still!
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