Colt 45 6%

It’s malt liquor! I drank this last night and it really did what I wanted it to, which was quench my thirst. It’s got to be cold to do that though. The smell is corny, but the taste is less so. The alcohol makes it’s self more present than it ought to. The texture is a little bit harsh.

Better than olde english but not sure why its consumed. Basically is cheap and gets you drunk. Lacks any good substance and taste. Mostly overpowered by the malt taste with little else. However, that being said, It is probably the best out of the cheap malt liquors.

You get what you pay for here, this is disgusting, skip it unless you’re 14

This beer will always be in my heart, since it was the first legal beer I ever consumed. Pours gold, with some white fizz. Smells like creamed corn. Tastes like moldy bread and grass. Doesn’t offend the palate too much, so it’s perfect for binge drinking or chillin’ on the street corner with one’s homies. Ah memories.

24 oz can - Since Billy Dee Williams says this beer works every time, I had to have it for my 1400th rating. Why yes, it sucks, thanks for asking. It smells like a bit of corn and malt. It has a very light flavor that’s mainly the corn and cheap malt. It’s thin, watery, and at least not as horribly offensive as Hurricane. There’s just nothing going on here.

24 ouncer poured into bottle. Surprisingly not as bad I would have thought. Inoffensive in any way. Not good though.

From the infamous 40 ouncer marked 0901B-D51132. Pours yellow with a lot of fizzy, white head. Lively carbonation. Grassy aroma. Watery texture on the mouth. I notice a little malts in the taste but otherwise it is plain and uninteresting. I actually though I had reviewed this one prior to now.

Golden yellow. Smells like bad malt and barley. Tastes like corn water thats carbonated. Pretty expensive as far as malt liquor goes. I’d prefer St. Ides or Steel Reserve if I’m going down this road.