 RAYBOY01 (1883), Chicago, Illinois, USA
| 1.3 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 2/10 | 2/5 | 3/10 | 2/5 | 4/20 |
Apr 16, 2006 Updated: May 6, 2006
I dedicatedly rate high-quality beers for two years and somehow this is what comes up for my #1000 rating. I have Frankenkitty to thank for that dubious distinction.<BRBR><BRBR>Fluorescent pour, looking like radioactive hospital waste. Maybe that’s why they keep the bottle in the bag? The sample was cold, which thankfully cut down on any strong or objectionable odors. Some very promising mineral spirits fumes are noticable, however. I aggresively pour a sample into the recommended glassware for the style and watch a fairly volitile carbonation generate a substantial white foamy head which collapses just as quickly into a mildly polluted oily slick. Again some paint thinner fumes, but not terribly offensive. The first taste does not, surprisingly, trigger a much anticipated gag reflex. Main initial flavors are corn and other adjuncts, some of which might very well be inorganic. Some alcohol burn on the throat. Not as terrible as I feared. The hell with the glass, gimme that bottle! I grab it away from my buddy. A big deep swig, then another even bigger this time...I’m getting into this! And as I pass it back to Frankenkitty, I can actually see some of my oily backwash slide back down inside the bottle neck and mix with the rest of the "likka". Enjoy the male bonding, my fellow Bowery Boy, it don’t get much better than this! I’m actually feeling a rap coming on...
I know I’m white...but that ain’t my fault, I still love to suck on that "fody" of malt. Shut the f*ck up and you might stay alive, or I’ll bus’ a cap in your ass from my Colt 45. This here is word up to that honky, Slim Shady, "YO, I just slipped sumthin’ phat into your old lady!" I’ve heard y’aller down with the OPP, but you don’t know sh*t ’bout the LoSBD! So when you see this Powermaster drinkin’ Midnight dragon, Nighthawk, or the Panther...Show some respect, muthaf*cker, rudeness is never the answer!
Thank god the race to 1000 is over...my liver couldn’t take much more of that! And we can finally dispense with that lame Frankenkitty vs. RAYBOY01 in-rating "Flame War" juvenile bullshit! What a waste of time...and not even all that funny, either!
Hey Joe, last one to #2000 is a slightly overweight pusillanimous dilettante with silly facial hair!!!
Croff (88), Trelleborg, Sweden
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 2/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 2/5 | 4/20 |
Jan 31, 2010 Pours a pale yellow. Not much head that fades fast.Aroma of corn cardboard citrus and sweet. Tastes about the same as the aroma. Sweet finish with a hint of hop. Overall light and watery.
arminjewell (349), Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 2/5 | 3/20 |
Jan 8, 2010 From a 40 oz, the only way I’ve ever had it. Pale yellow with white head like normal macro lagers, this one is very much a cereal beer that has some alcohol content. Good for getting drunk.
unclemattie (2542), Georgia, USA
| 2.1 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 2/5 | 7/20 |
Jan 2, 2010 Clear 40oz bottle. Served in the appropriate vessel as stated... Paper Bag.
Color is golden. Aroma of an empty bag of CornNuts. Flavor is sweet malt. Overall, this beer is only good for the Boston Butt that is cooking in the crockpot as I rate this beer.
Rating # 2445.
pkbites (353), Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
| 2.5 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 4/10 | 2/5 | 6/10 | 3/5 | 10/20 |
Dec 29, 2009 Looks and smells like the average macro. Thick consistency on the palate like syrup. A bit strong but no burning sensation on the swallow. This ain’t great but it isn’t overly horrible for a cheap malt liquor.
blackmurder (170), sadf, Hawaii, USA
| 2.6 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 5/10 | 3/5 | 10/20 |
Dec 22, 2009 Hmmm, pretty good for your average low abv malt. Better than King Cobra and about as tasty as a pabst. I won’t buy it again any time soon but it was decent.
Barreras (148), Diamond Bar, California, USA
| 1.7 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 2/5 | 3/10 | 2/5 | 7/20 |
Nov 29, 2009 Pours a clear golden yellow with smells of bread and malt. A slight metallic taste. A weak malt liquor but will give you a good buzz after a couple of tall cans.
Skyview (4167), Papoose Jct., Minnesota, USA
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 4/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 1/5 | 3/20 |
Nov 8, 2009 Pours a clear light golden brew with a fast dissolving white head that dissipates clean. Aroma of bread dough and golden grain malt with a touch of creamed corn. Taste is sweet, more creamed corn and a touch of grain alcohol. Finish is slightly metallic, semi-sweet with more creamed corn aftertaste. No offensive but still not a craft beer but a few cans of this will knock you silly.
beercamel (84), Chicago, Illinois, USA
| 1.1 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 1/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 1/5 | 5/20 |
Nov 6, 2009 This is a beer for one thing too get tipsy or drunk. What else can I say about this? This beer is for a depression and a binge. Good if all u have to ur name is 2 or 3 dollars and u need to get drunk.
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