 frankenkitty (1904), Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA
| 2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 2/5 | 5/10 | 3/5 | 7/20 |
Apr 16, 2006
A memorable occasion calls for a memorable beer. This sucka pours pure yellow clarity with light carbonation and a creamy white head. Aromas of grass and minerals with alcohol under corn. Flavor gets better as it warms, starting with sugary corn syrup and a healthy amount of grass, no doubt preparing your palate for a blunt. Mouthfeel is milky smooth to the point where swigging off the 40 is like suckin’ off yo’ mama’s titty. Damn, tha’tz smooth. Spokesperson <a href=http://billydeecolt45.ytmnd.com/>Billy Dee Williams claims, "It works every time." I can’t figure out exactly what it works for... I just know that it does.
This brew is symbolically rated on Easter Sunday as RAYBOY01 and myself rise from the dark cave of drunkneness as Beer GODS. (And I pledged to my homeboy that the last one to go pours a malt likka on the other’s grave.)
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Croff (88), Trelleborg, Sweden
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 2/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 2/5 | 4/20 |
Jan 31, 2010 Pours a pale yellow. Not much head that fades fast.Aroma of corn cardboard citrus and sweet. Tastes about the same as the aroma. Sweet finish with a hint of hop. Overall light and watery.
arminjewell (342), Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 2/5 | 3/20 |
Jan 8, 2010 From a 40 oz, the only way I’ve ever had it. Pale yellow with white head like normal macro lagers, this one is very much a cereal beer that has some alcohol content. Good for getting drunk.
unclemattie (2542), Georgia, USA
| 2.1 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 4/10 | 2/5 | 7/20 |
Jan 2, 2010 Clear 40oz bottle. Served in the appropriate vessel as stated... Paper Bag.
Color is golden. Aroma of an empty bag of CornNuts. Flavor is sweet malt. Overall, this beer is only good for the Boston Butt that is cooking in the crockpot as I rate this beer.
Rating # 2445.
pkbites (353), Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
| 2.5 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 4/10 | 2/5 | 6/10 | 3/5 | 10/20 |
Dec 29, 2009 Looks and smells like the average macro. Thick consistency on the palate like syrup. A bit strong but no burning sensation on the swallow. This ain’t great but it isn’t overly horrible for a cheap malt liquor.
blackmurder (170), sadf, Hawaii, USA
| 2.6 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 5/10 | 3/5 | 5/10 | 3/5 | 10/20 |
Dec 22, 2009 Hmmm, pretty good for your average low abv malt. Better than King Cobra and about as tasty as a pabst. I won’t buy it again any time soon but it was decent.
Barreras (148), Diamond Bar, California, USA
| 1.7 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 3/10 | 2/5 | 3/10 | 2/5 | 7/20 |
Nov 29, 2009 Pours a clear golden yellow with smells of bread and malt. A slight metallic taste. A weak malt liquor but will give you a good buzz after a couple of tall cans.
Skyview (4167), Papoose Jct., Minnesota, USA
| 1.2 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 4/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 1/5 | 3/20 |
Nov 8, 2009 Pours a clear light golden brew with a fast dissolving white head that dissipates clean. Aroma of bread dough and golden grain malt with a touch of creamed corn. Taste is sweet, more creamed corn and a touch of grain alcohol. Finish is slightly metallic, semi-sweet with more creamed corn aftertaste. No offensive but still not a craft beer but a few cans of this will knock you silly.
beercamel (84), Chicago, Illinois, USA
| 1.1 | Aroma | Appearance | Flavor | Palate | Overall | | 1/10 | 2/5 | 2/10 | 1/5 | 5/20 |
Nov 6, 2009 This is a beer for one thing too get tipsy or drunk. What else can I say about this? This beer is for a depression and a binge. Good if all u have to ur name is 2 or 3 dollars and u need to get drunk.
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