 frankenkitty (1900), Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA
Apr 16, 2006
A memorable occasion calls for a memorable beer. This sucka pours pure yellow clarity with light carbonation and a creamy white head. Aromas of grass and minerals with alcohol under corn. Flavor gets better as it warms, starting with sugary corn syrup and a healthy amount of grass, no doubt preparing your palate for a blunt. Mouthfeel is milky smooth to the point where swigging off the 40 is like suckin’ off yo’ mama’s titty. Damn, tha’tz smooth. Spokesperson <a href=http://billydeecolt45.ytmnd.com/>Billy Dee Williams claims, "It works every time." I can’t figure out exactly what it works for... I just know that it does.
This brew is symbolically rated on Easter Sunday as RAYBOY01 and myself rise from the dark cave of drunkneness as Beer GODS. (And I pledged to my homeboy that the last one to go pours a malt likka on the other’s grave.)
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beercamel (80), Chicago, Illinois, USA
Nov 6, 2009 This is a beer for one thing too get tipsy or drunk. What else can I say about this? This beer is for a depression and a binge. Good if all u have to ur name is 2 or 3 dollars and u need to get drunk.
r464 (285), Allentown, Pennsylvania, USA
Oct 25, 2009 Wow, this is about as low as you can get without looking for expired cough syrup at the dollar store. It seems enough like a cheap macro-lager, but it is somehow worse… despite the draw that you may feel based upon its cultural significance. Try once, if you must; then avoid.
mcberko (118), British Columbia, Canada
Oct 14, 2009 This is the beer you see homeless people walk out of the liquor store with. The cheapest and one of the worst there is to offer.
blipp (1612), Newark, New Jersey, USA
Oct 13, 2009 Can. Pours clear yellow with a white head. Light aroma with a little bit of sweetness and a little bit of corn. The flavor is light and rather inoffensive. A little bit of grain and a little bit of corny sweetness. Not awful.
BlackForestCO (819), Fort Collins, Colorado, USA
Oct 8, 2009 40. Poured a clear, pale yellow color with a fizzy white head that quickly receded. Faint aroma of sweet corn and some dirty grassiness. Smooth, lightly sweet entry with some light cereal graininess leads into a lightly metallic, grassy bitterness that lingers into the finish. High carbonation and fizzy mouth feel. I think it’s one of the better malt liquors out there, and isn’t overly offensive in any area.
zach8270 (2050), Henrietta, New York, USA
Oct 2, 2009 (bottle - 22 oz) Clear yellow with a fizzy white head. Aroma is corn and grass. Flavor is much the same. Corn and dry grass at the beginning with a smooth and dry finish. Warm and fizzy.
voiceofreason (44), New Jersey, USA
Oct 2, 2009 Updated: Oct 15, 2009I always preferred to shotgun a nice tall rather than endure the entire 40 ounces.
Fratto (662), Arlington, Texas, USA
Sep 13, 2009 Had a 40. It was alright for about 5oz and miserable for 35oz, but I did it for Billy Dee Williams.
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