johninmelb (1127) - Bristol, Gloucestershire, ENGLAND - FEB 21, 2007
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Sour and sickly nose. Pours pale orange/gold. Flavour is ok with a lot of cereal and some finishing bitterness. This is basically a slightly better-than-average lager from a brewery that tends to do more than ’slightly’ better-than-average beers.
zamco17 (134) - Corpus Christi, Texas, USA - FEB 20, 2007
2.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
smells bad, average beer. taste is actually ok, fuller body than most pissy beers. ok i guess.
ChrisTurner (207) - Melbourne, AUSTRALIA - FEB 15, 2007
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle -- Life’s full of little mysteries. Like how did the brewers of the simply superb Little Creatures Pale Ale manage to produce the simply forgettable Little Creatures Pilsner? Or how did the brewers of the excellent Coopers Sparkling Ale and the even better Coopers Best Extra Stout manage to make Coopers Premium Lager? Pours with a negligible head with next to no retention and no lacing. Aroma is yeasty and skunky. More yeast in the flavour without much in the way of bitterness. Not bad mouthfeel.
kreepindeth (404) - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA - FEB 7, 2007
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Flavor and aroma of skunk/gasoline/rubber. This beer is not even in a green bottle but it has that distinctive green bottle taste. Some light malt under the skunkiness, soapy-tasting carbonation.
SoLan (1550) - Florida, USA - FEB 5, 2007
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Real Aussie Lager Brewed In Australia. Clear gold. Modest, frothy, bright white head. Nose of crisp grains and subtle hops and subtle skunk. Skunk goes away in the flavor, which is also crisp grain and light hops, not bad. Very simple, but not bad. Light and well carbonated on the palate. Very drinkable lawnmower beer.
Aurelius (4919) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JAN 25, 2007
2.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Yeasty, somewhat Belgian/weissy aroma. Cereal, a little chemical, tangy, medium bittering. Lingering lager bitter finish.
Mirage52 (147) - New Market, Maryland, USA - JAN 20, 2007
2.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Poured from the bottle a standard golden color with lots of bubbles. Taste was smooth and crisp with no other dominating characteristics. A small hoppy finish but nothing too strong. A mediocre beer in pretty much all regards.
PhillyBeer2112 (2710) - Oviedo, Florida, USA - JAN 19, 2007
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Off-gold that seems to be thinking about yellow, fair bubbly head. Appears to be the vaguest hint of citric hops in the nose, plus some sliced white bread. Flavor starts with a weird hint of smoke (?). A bit sticky, husky and tart, weird on the palate and gets kinda disgusting. Something about this makes me want to vomit, must be the spoiled mushroom POR hops.
boboski (1095) - Alabama, USA - JAN 16, 2007
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Split a 6pack from Knightly Spirits with SoLan, had to see if....Pours an oily looking gold/yellow with a quickly diminishing off white head. Aroma is not offensive at all, what I was expecting. In fact, it really has so little aroma I feel like I need to taste it to smell it. Remnants of sweet light malts and cereal grains are about all I can pull out. zippy mouthfeel. Flavor is very slightly tart, a little graininess rearing its’ head. An oily, mildly sticky finish round out this most bland of sips. not good, but wowee, so not bad. WTG Cooper’s. A pale lager I’d actually try again.
PorterPounder (6904) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JAN 13, 2007
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
UPDATED: JAN 15, 2007 Savannah, Ga. - Habersham Beverage Warehouse - 12 oz bottle. Medium golden pour, slight white head. Euro Saaz hops skunk. Some corny flavor, hints of honey in the background. Tastes like a German common lager. Finish is extremely dry. A notch above Fosters.