2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
(Bottle 35,5 cl) Pours a clear, pilsener golden with a creamy, white head. Very neutral aroma with a wee whiff of malt. Light-bodied with a soft but decent malty feel. Almost some caramelish notes. No aftertaste, no bitterness, but for a light beer this really ain’t that bad. 060406
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: MAY 20, 2004 (Bottle) One of the new low-carb fad beers. If I rate this beer as a water it would rate much higher, as it tastes like it is 95% water. Since water does not have any carbs, hence they colored the water and called it beer.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Crystal clear, straw-colored lager with a small, fizzy, white head. The aroma and flavor are pretty much nondescript. Seltzer-like. Ultra light- bodied with a fizzy mouthfeel. Very short, crisp, clean finish. Given a choice, I guess I'd go with seltzer water. It's less expensive and has fewer carbs while tasting the same.
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
No aroma. Light gold appearance with no head. This beer has no flavor. Another low carb beer that is equal to or worse than moist air.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Very little head. No aroma. Slightly bitter taste, but not hops. Finishes like dilute unswwetened lemonade. Piss poor.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow this was bad. Piss water mixed with nasty city water. Wait, that might be too kind. Just plain piss water. And no buzz? Fuuuuuck that noise.
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Ohhhh yeah, low carb macro drinking. n/a percentile, sweet! ok: Pale golden color with a tiny island of foam at the top that just screams castaway. stuck in the middle of nowhere without any beer, just fish and coconuts....until there is a huge hurricane (smell) that brings along some corn, lots of dust & sand and some faint sweet tropical malt. But this island was shortlived because it was swallowed up. Not by the ocean, but of this beer drinking fool typing this, laughing, laughing. The island tastes vaguely of malt, but is more like water than anything. Fresh water though, not salt water. A bit too grainy and dusty though. You know how you have to take a shot right or it burns? same thing here. Overall I’d consider this a castaway experience. I’m not satisfied about the whole thing, but sure am a bit smarter now that I’ve been stranded there. The lesson I’ve learned is to not fly Coors. The end.
2.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
If you’re a low-carb fanatic, then you’re a silly sack of manure. However... This is one of the few truly drinkable low-carb brews to come out recently. Not a bad malty aroma under a golden body with a slight white head. It goes good with thin-crust pizza,,, at least at Nick & Vito’s.
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