0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 BBB63 (5026) - La Porte, Indiana, USA - MAY 6, 2007
Bottle of pure rubbish with zero aroma and almost no taste minus a hint of corn and I think grassy hops. The mouth feel is a close to water as I ever found in a "beer". Thankfully I paid 59 cents for this for it went down the drain after two sips. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 JPDIPSO (4957) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - APR 13, 2004
Straw color with a synthetic lightly whipped egg white looking head. Sweet grain (not malt) aroma with a hint of floral hops. Really does not smell like beer. talk about lifeless. Light sweet simple sugar flavor. this seems to be more closely related to club soda than to beer. Very fizzy.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 heemer77 (4794) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - APR 29, 2004
This crap should never be avaiable to the public. The smell almost had a tiny amount of hops. Not sure about the hype that other raters mention. It is a light gold like a yellow shirt that has been washed 1000 times without Cheer. Tasted like a club soda. This can compete with Busch NA for bad beers. Abosolutely awful.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Braudog (4607) - Hampton, Virginia, USA - MAR 29, 2004
This is a really bad marketing gimmic trend that needs to die. Here we have a crystal clear yellow beer with the texture of water ... it's sole somewhat appealing characteristic is its activity, but after about 2 seconds it results in absolutely zero head. This has the barest of malt aromas. Now I've said this before about other bad beers, but this time I really mean it: THIS IS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REDEEMING VALUE WHATSOEVER ... NO FLAVOR ... NO BODY ... NO HOPE.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 muzzlehatch (4425) - Burlington, Vermont, USA - APR 4, 2004
12 oz bottle. Oh come now guys, you're really over-slamming this above average effort from poor lil' ol Coors. Appearance: bubbly apple juice. Sweet corn nose, not as stale as I’d expect. Very little flavor though not as nauseating as many. Sweet, no malt or hops to speak of, faky, but seems more beerlike than other low-carbs. Nasty metallic bitterness at the end derails a fine fine effort.
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20 thedm (4126) - Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA - MAY 15, 2004
This bottled brew from the BW3 in Fort Wayne, IN poured a small head of finely sized white colored mostly diminishing bubbles and left behind a poor lacing. The body was a carbonated transparent yellow orange color. The aroma was malty and hoppy albeit a bit mild. The mouth feel was mildly astringent tingly and bubbly from start to finish. The flavor contained mild notes of malts and hops. Definitely lacking in character, it still had more than other low carb beers I have sampled.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 badgerben (4116) - Blaine, Minnesota, USA - JUL 21, 2004
It’s not the worst beer, mainly because it doesn’t offend me (except offend my principles as a beer drinker). There’s no aroma, no taste, no aftertaste... It’s bland, but it doesn’t make me want to jump off a cliff; just get my money back.
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20 PorterPounder (4109) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - APR 6, 2004
Label looks amazingly similar to the "New Busch" that came out in the early '80s (yes, I'm aging myself) - too bad the flavor does not match! Maybe there is something to carbs - they actually add flavor and mouthfeel to a beer. Wet paper bag aroma, light white, but surprisingly long lasting head - almost clear appearance. Club soda like carbonated mouthfeel. Flavor - not much - slight, very slight dull Saaz hoppiness. Peppery aftertaste. Surely Coors can do better than this.
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20 nick76 (3587) - Tampa, Florida, USA - NOV 5, 2005
The aroma is stronger than the taste and that’s not saying much. The appearance is pale golden and the head is fizzy and fades fast. The palate is thin. However weak it may be the taste is not bad. It’s just malt and a little bitterness that is somewhat like club soda. There is not much you can say about this beer.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 SledgeJr (3577) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - MAY 15, 2004
UPDATED: JAN 8, 2005 In the bottle. This was the free beer offering at a high school graduation party. I thought I’d take the chance and try something that I would never ever ever purchase. Looks and pours just like it should- urinesque. The dominant flavor is sodium. Possibly sodium bicarbonate? Drink this cold, perhaps at liquid nitrogen temperature? If I could melt the glass bottle and drink it, I bet it would be easier on the palate.
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