Erzengel (7124) - Wuppertal, GERMANY - JAN 28, 2014
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 1/20
12 fl.oz. bottle - 355ml Rating from somewhere before 2008:
Very watery, only slightly grainy, very slightly bitter. Nearly no aroma worth rating. Highly drinkable.
Ernest (7118) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - APR 8, 2004
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Head is initially small, fizzy, white, fully diminishing. Body is clear medium yellow. Aroma is lightly malty (cereal, grain), note of metal
finings. Flavor is lightly sweet. Finish is lightly bitter. Light body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. One thing I can continue to say about
Coors' main products, they're not offensive. Tasteless, yes. Stinky with a poor aftertaste? Nope.
PorterPounder (6897) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - APR 6, 2004
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Label looks amazingly similar to the "New Busch" that came out in the early '80s (yes, I'm aging myself) - too bad the flavor does not match! Maybe there is something to carbs - they actually add flavor and mouthfeel to a beer. Wet paper bag aroma, light white, but surprisingly long lasting head - almost clear appearance. Club soda like carbonated mouthfeel. Flavor - not much - slight, very slight dull Saaz hoppiness. Peppery aftertaste. Surely Coors can do better than this.
radagast83 (6655) - Fairfax, Virginia, USA - JUL 26, 2006
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Yikes, I forgot about this beer, I wonder why? Watery, thin. I really hate having to "count" these cheap beers, but unfortunately there are so many of them. Tried one, tried them all? How many times can they make the same exact kind of pale lager formula?
BBB63 (6507) - La Porte, Indiana, USA - MAY 6, 2007
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle of pure rubbish with zero aroma and almost no taste minus a hint of corn and I think grassy hops. The mouth feel is a close to water as I ever found in a "beer". Thankfully I paid 59 cents for this for it went down the drain after two sips. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!
Pailhead (6248) - Plymouth, Michigan, USA - JUL 14, 2004
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 31, 2005 Bottle: Aroma is rather sweet, much more of an aroma than I expected. Pours a light gold with a quick diminishing white head. I’m not saying this beer has a lot of flavor, but it actually does have flavor which is more than I can say for Ultra or Bud Light. Initial taste has a weak sweet flavor but finishes with a mild sweet taste and some bitterness. Has a weak apple aftertaste. Not a great beer, but a step up from Ultra, Green Light, and Bud Light.
Braudog (6175) - Phoenix, Arizona, USA - MAR 29, 2004
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This is a really bad marketing gimmic trend that needs to die. Here we have a crystal clear yellow beer with the texture of water ... it's sole somewhat appealing characteristic is its activity, but after about 2 seconds it results in absolutely zero head. This has the barest of malt aromas. Now I've said this before about other bad beers, but this time I really mean it: THIS IS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REDEEMING VALUE WHATSOEVER ... NO FLAVOR ... NO BODY ... NO HOPE.
Cornfield (5570) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - SEP 13, 2004
2.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
If you’re a low-carb fanatic, then you’re a silly sack of manure. However... This is one of the few truly drinkable low-carb brews to come out recently. Not a bad malty aroma under a golden body with a slight white head. It goes good with thin-crust pizza,,, at least at Nick & Vito’s.
JK (5563) - St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA - AUG 6, 2004
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
No aroma. light yellow. Very much like water. Worse than Michelob Ultra.
BückDich (5464) - McCall, Idaho, USA - APR 28, 2004
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Ohhhh yeah, low carb macro drinking. n/a percentile, sweet! ok: Pale golden color with a tiny island of foam at the top that just screams castaway. stuck in the middle of nowhere without any beer, just fish and coconuts....until there is a huge hurricane (smell) that brings along some corn, lots of dust & sand and some faint sweet tropical malt. But this island was shortlived because it was swallowed up. Not by the ocean, but of this beer drinking fool typing this, laughing, laughing. The island tastes vaguely of malt, but is more like water than anything. Fresh water though, not salt water. A bit too grainy and dusty though. You know how you have to take a shot right or it burns? same thing here. Overall I’d consider this a castaway experience. I’m not satisfied about the whole thing, but sure am a bit smarter now that I’ve been stranded there. The lesson I’ve learned is to not fly Coors. The end.