Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

12 oz bottle. Pours pale straw with a medium, short-lived white head and lively carbonation. Aroma is different from water but the body not by much. Taste is also slightly different from water. At least the brew is not disgusting. I can drink it when I am very thirsty.

Rating #510, 0.5 liter can

Well, I probably never would have tried this one if it wasn’t because my colleague brought two of these with him for a quick drink while bringing his amplifier in for a service check, but it really wasn’t as bad as I feared. I wouldn’t bother pouring this one into the fancy lager glass - it was drunk directly from the can as a Coors probably is supposed to anyway. The design of the can gives medium points, so thats a 3 from me. Aroma was of course almost impossible to find. A light sourishness from the well-hidden malts was all I could find. Flavor was bitter at first, and more bitter than expected, (though still not much) , a bit of hidden malts and some more mild bitterness in the finish. Quite tasteless all in all, but not repulsive, chemical or directly bad tasting. Boring, that’s it. Medium palate, maybe a bit thin. Well, this is beerish water with alcohol, but not digusting and actually better than a Bud. Acceptable as a thirst quencher, but absolutely not a great beer.

12 oz can. Pours a yellow color with very little flavor, not much going for it. my favorite light beer, but that doesn’t say much at all

Cool! The mountains on the bottle change colour from white to blue when you put it in the fridge! The Coors font is a mix of the Disney font and the Coca Cola font, and… what? Stop talking about the bottle and get on with the beer rating? Well, if you buy a Coors light you’re probably not a very big fan of beer in the first place, so I thought that a review of the bottle would be more interesting… But ok, here we go: the body is incredibly pale, the tiny, white, fizzy and fully disappearing head leaves some faint traces of lacing. Surprisingly there is a hint of bitterness in the initial taste, but it fades out soon enough. It’s a beer without any noticeable aromas or flavours, but then again there are no really bad aromas or flavours, so it’s actually drinkable. The body is super thin with an average carbonation. [33 cl bottle, from Bunnpris, Blindern, Oslo]

One of the most flavorless beers around, but at least it has less bad flavor than a bud light. Ugly watered down vegetable oil color. Aroma of adjuncts, taste of adjuncts. All around cheapness, but not as bad as a Bud Light. It just tastes a little more legitimate.

UPDATED: JUN 24, 2011 Bottle. This was all my friend had in his refrigerator; at least he had the good sense to be embarrassed when he offered it to me. Pours very pale yellow. Aroma is mildly sweet and grassy. Flavor starts out surprisingly not bad (couldn’t bring myself to say good) -- sweet malt, some grain, some grassy hops. But with every sip and every degree of warming the taste starts to turn flat and skunky. By the time I finished, it had become a decidedly bad beer.

Bottle 330ml
Pours clear pale yellow with a small white head. Aroma has notes of malt, grain and hay. Taste is light sweet and light bitter. Body is light, texture is thin, carbonation is soft.

After almost a thousand reviews I realized I had never rated this popular, self-proclaimed "coldest beer on earth". Pours a light yellow colour with a big white frothy head, decent retention, actual foamy lacing and average carbonation. Corn malt scent with the normal swill pungent stench. Watery mouthfeel that is very thin. Not sure what the flavour is. Can’t even taste the corn. Very mild herbal thing going on. No aftertaste, and recommended to those who do not like beer. Better, straight from the bottle, than the can.