Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Can served in a lager glass. Branded with their registered trademark "Vented Wide Mouth" opening. But I thought to be fair, I should drink it from the appropriate glassware for the style. Pours ultra watery pale yellow. Short white head of little retention and no lacing. Looks flat after the head disappates. Soft aroma of corn, mild skunk, and metal. Light sweet flavor. Very light body, watery texture, average carbonation, and a short, corn finish. When sipped from the can, there is definite fizz. Not better really, just much fizzier. Still not much flavor. Inoffensive, aside from the absurd marketing budget that accompanies this brand.

Bottle from Meny, Bergen Storsenter. Another legendary "evil beer" up for rating, almost looking forward to this. A brew with more than 2000 ratings and NO score has to be a very special one... Pours an ultra-pale, watery body with a fizzy, short-lived head. Nose is hints of pale malts, wet paper and greasy, cooked veggies. I brace myself for impact as I release the dreaded "zero" beer into my mouth. First sip feels like water at first, then a combination of...hmmm...let’s see...must be something like...well, not much actually. Tiny specks of flavor resembling sour-ish maltiness and hop-mimicking extracts, perhaps? This is almost interesting; how can anyone get a 4,2 % ABV to taste less alcoholic than a low alcohol beer? Utterly bland. Fascinating. I guess Coors actually achieve what they obviously set out to do: create a beer almost completely devoid of flavor. A perfect beer for those who don’t like beer. As for me, I have to say that I don’t think this beer deserves the wretched fate that Ratebeer has bestowed upon it. Yes, it is tasteless, but that definitely seems to be the idea behind it. It is not flawed, nor foul-tasting like other scrap lagers from many a macrobrewery that I’ve had before. It’s just like it’s not really there.

Hey, it’s water. If you’re already drunk and trying to stay drunk or get drunker, this is a great, if not the ONLY option. Who cares how it tastes when you drink them in three point two seconds whilst racing your buddy? Don’t waste real beer on yourself if you’re already drunk - drink this. Or PBR. Whichever is cheaper.

Kan 50 cl. Lysegul hælde med lille hvid hoved. Næsten ingen aroma og smag, noter af malt. Glat og let mundfornemmelse. En god begynder øl til absolut ikke øl drikkende persone..

Not much to say about coors light. Good tailgate beer before a football game.

This beer has a funny color and a very watery taste. Must be the fresh Colorado water. Or not.

Pale yellow straw color, thin head. Aroma is of cor . No complexity to the flavor, no nuances other that fermented grain and carbonation. Finish is crisp, refreshing, and thirst quenching. The ultimate session beer, I had seven of them with my dinner last night.

Can. Aroma is sugary corn syrup, some caramel. Flavour is sweet watery corn syrup. Could be worse.