Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Plastic aroma. Pale amber, very little head. Flavour is very faint dusty grain, no nuances whatsoever. Very thin and weak body. Finishes with nothing. I guess this one is for people who don’t really like beer, as there is nothing of beer here.

I get a kick out of a beer that prides itself that "It’s cold!" Nothing about "It’s Good" Well we know why. They bank on cheap gimmicks like mountains turning blue in order to sell beer.

UPDATED: FEB 22, 2010 Poured almost completely clear, little grainy, simple, thin, almost nothing there.

UPDATED: JUN 21, 2011 Looked bad with no head whatsoever. No real flavor. I assume it’s brewed to be flavorless. Pretty watery and without much finish. That this is one of the most popular beers in the world really annoys me.

Marginally less bad than Miller Lite. Kind of soapy. I don’t see how people drink so much of this stuff.

I really wanted to go against the grain here, but I can’t bring myself to do it. This beer sucks. Appears yellow with no head. Smells of nothing but a hint of corn in the distance. Taste is the same, but somehow this is sickening enough that it still goes down rough. Mouth is thin and fizzy. I hate to macro bash, but this is rusty water. Never again.

UPDATED: AUG 25, 2009 Phew. Water. This is basically good for quantity and nothing else. Beer pong? Sure. Drinking casually? No.

If all you have in mind is getting drunk then this beer is for you. Easy to drink with not much flavor...generic beer.