mlmeeks (46) - Winona, Mississippi, USA - DEC 12, 2012
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
No aroma. Nice appearance. Thick head retention. This is ok for what it is.
MunBro (20) - St. Albert, Alberta, CANADA - DEC 11, 2013
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle, can, draft... all the same. Pours a golden straw color. Fizzy white head that dies down almost immediately. Smells of corn and sadness. There is no flavor to be spoken of, only disappointment. The only thing coors has going for it is trendy worldwide marketing and distribution. The people who drink it sadly have no palate and just want a smooth, easy to drink beer while out paryting with friends. (If I am rating this beer based solely on that I?d give it a solid 2.5).
kramer (4368) - Sunbury, Pennsylvania, USA - DEC 11, 2013
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Special Edition pint can! You know itís good when the vessel is special, and not the beer inside. Pours a clear very pale straw yellow body with a very minimal fizzy white head. Itís about as light in color as you can get. The nose is pretty light thankfully, which actually is in itís favor, cause what is there is is pretty well just corn. The flavor is boring, bland, and laced lightly with corn. Actually reminds me a bit of Corn Flakes cereal on the finish. Not as offensive on the finish as many Pale Lagers. Light bodied and very watery with fizzy active carbonation. Not really an awful beer, just one lacking in anything that would excite a beer geek. I guess I can see why lots of folks who donít think and analyze beer for fun would drink it.
Armadill0 (158) - FINLAND - DEC 10, 2013
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle. Aroma is faint with grain and very little hops.
Taste is light with grain, some hops and citrus. Bit watery but refreshing. A decent tastless lager.
ScottPurchase (9) - Ontario, CANADA - DEC 5, 2013 does not count
1.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
They danced in the fire, screeching and howling, following the flickering sparks which twirled into the night sky. I watched a young couple make love on the rocks not 50 meters from the party into the forest. When the male had come to fruition, there was nothing more for me to see so I returned to the party before anyone noticed that I had left.
I could spot the glowing fire, with those dancing fools, as a misty image through the brush as the hum of the party returned. As I went to step through the bushes a hand grabbed my arm. It was cold and right on my skin, and I was paralyzed in fear. It was the sultry femme who had been so viciously inseminated before my eyes. I could tell by her loosely flowing brown clothes and dark black hair. But she was no young girl, she was wrinkly and old, with a mischievously wry smirk on her face. She said nothing, nor did I. At the time I was a young 16 year old boy. It was the 80s, all my lovers were dying of AIDS and I was vulnerable. I bobbed my head and smiled. She grabbed my small impotent penis and I howled like a kangaroo. Her other pant shot right in front of my face and could only see the blurry shimmer of silver. I pulled her hand back so I could read the label: "Coors Light". As soon as I had made out the words, she was gone. I then took off my clothes sat down in poison ivy and crossed my legs, ensuring my small cold-shriveled manhood was adequately covered in the poisonous oils of the shrubs I sat. I pulled the tab, and felt the whoosh of air rush from the can: my first beer. I titled my head back and let the clear yellow liquid drain down my throat. It bit my tongue from the carbonation. The gas rushed back through my nose. I was drinking flavored water. I felt nothing. I waited for alcohol poisoning to hit me but it did not. I finished the rest of the coors to the last drop. It was amazing. Now that was a beer to remember, I thought. I returned to the party naked, and stared into the eyes of a young savant who was trying to count how many Catholics were at the party. I grabbed him by his asexual croch nub, and whispered in his ear, "Iím cold certified, you filthy agent of love". He screamed a continuous monotone screech and everyone looked over. I screamed, with tears screaming down my face, holding the coors light can crushed in my bloody hand, "My name is Scott Purchase and I recommend this beer!"
Funkatrocious (36) - - NOV 28, 2013
1.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 10/20
A good drinking beer I guess. Drank at Boegemans from special edition screw top bottle. Garbage beer but ok for heavy consumption
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Valgreen (330) - DENMARK - NOV 24, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle @ dÝe meeting. Clear very pale yellow, small white head, some lacing. Aroma, cardboard, maize, brew cereal, straw. Taste, brew cereal, maize, faint bitterness.
Ptw (15) - - NOV 23, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
rating system wonít let me go lower...water with alcohol...really no taste, aroma, or palate at all...cheap though
ROBC3366 (208) - north reading, Massachusetts, USA - NOV 20, 2013
3.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 17/20
The only cool stuff this beer has is its "cool" sticker which turns blue when cold. Well, Iíll add one more thing, this beer is actually very refreshing in a hot afternoon.
bax (974) - Hasselager, Aarhus, DENMARK - NOV 20, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
(bottle 20/11-2013) very low white head, clear light yellow color, very light malty aroma, very high co2, very light sweet taste. BB date 30 apr 2014.
gschrade (331) - Collinsville, USA - NOV 15, 2013
3.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 13/20
I has this at Applebee's. Pours a clear yellow with a white head. Taste light, watery, like most mass produced light beers. I like this. I would drink this again.
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