Coors Light

Super bubbly. I’ve been to the brewery in Golden and was still not impressed. Some things are better in small batches.

Better than Bud Light, not as good as Miller Light. Typical mainstream light beer. Although it was pretty good after mowing the grass today...drinkable for a light.

As I’m sitting in my shitty office working at 8:30 pm on a beautiful sunny august evening, I found this gem in the lunch room fridge. I figure why not review such a delicacy in an angry state of mind? Aroma is of rancid grain and sweet skunk. Appearance- straight from the bottle which is apparently at the perfect temperature as the mountains have turned blue on the label. Taste- watery, minimal taste of vegetable soup and icing sugar. tickles the back of the throat on the way down. Truly as inoffensive as it gets. If I had just finished mowing lawn, likely would have scored better than me drinking after sitting at a desk.

It is what it is. On a hot day it hits the spot. It’s easy drinking. Here’s to the Silver Bullet.

Cream of corn and straw nose. Very light lemon yellow, no head. Very light sweetness, hardly noticeable bitterness, actually balanced considering. Highly carbonated, soda water body and mineral bite, finish is crisp and non-existent. What can I say, it is almost silly to rate this beer, but in the realm of light beers with no flavor or character, it is not that bad. If one wanted something with a little more kick than water, this is not a bad choice.