Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

This is an example of standard American beer. Clear and lacking body and flavor, it is easy to drink and a favorite of the masses, but not for the more educated beer fans.

Basic Pale Lager, untasty. I had this one a long time ago. If I have the chance to drink it again, I’ll update this rating

355ml can pours a pale straw color with a small white head and no lacing. Aroma is light grains and faint hops. Taste is light sweet and mild hop bitterness. Below average for the style.

caramel, barnyard, pale, minimal head, light sweetness, lightly bitter, lightly sour, light body, thin feel,

pours clear morning urine yellow, no head, ringed retention, plethura of CO2 streams. Almost nothing on the nose except a bit of fart (initial thought, honestly speaking). 1st third was quite awful. Quite fizzy texture, gummy stickiness leftover at the top of the mouth Tastes mainly of barley and 4/10 sweetness, minor 2/10 bitter hops at the finish. Low complexity, low depth, crappy carry, short length. Only drinkable with hot wings or nachos and cheese.

The smell is familiar... I can’t quite place it... Oh yeah. It smells like the wet straw that we would clean out of the oxen’s stall in early spring. The straw would be dank with piss and melting snow. If we didn’t clean it out the stalls often enough it would rot. Somehow, Coors figured out how to bottle that experience for me so that I can drink their beer reminisce. Thanks Coors Brewing Co!

Smells and taste like grains and straw soaked in water for a week, plus some metal. If this is really cold, it just might hit the spot, but I wouldn’t call it beer. Maybe I’d call this a flavored water. It is extremely thin and lacking in anything.

Aroma of bread, funk and yeast. Pours like dirty water with a quick carbonated head. Tastes like bad beer flavored water. Aftertaste of stale bread. It literally tastes like they poured water into the beer.

Doftar peppar och gräs, smakar framför allt avslaget, men där anas lime och koriander. Oerhört ordinär öl.