Coors Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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A big thanks to Btownbrewer for getting me one of these puppies...because i sure as hell wasn't going to go out and buy one (on a sidenote, he did not actually purchase this beer, he took it from a party he was at because he knew i hadn't rated it yet). i'm looking at the can and trying to figure out why (besides the color of the can) their slogan is "The Silver Bullet". My only guess is because bullet rhymes with mullet (the favorite hairstyle of the averager Coors drinker). with that out of the way, it's time to finally take the plunge and pour this fetid crap. The can opened easily with a loud pop and fizz (this is only the second can of beer i have ever had in my life). Big head that almost instantly evaporated. i'm left with a piss-yellow watery substance with the leftover remnants of former foam on top. i shudder before i lift my Rapscallion glass to my lips (note to self: either destroy the glass or never use it again). Fizzy nothingness. that's all i can say as i dump this refuse down the drain. A good amount of bleach is dumped afterwards to hopefully kill any lingering Coors-ness in the drain (i don't want it coming back up to get me).

Good cheap go-to beer. Nothing special. Just really cheap and decent when cold. Great for camping or after mountain biking.

On tap at a ballgame. Slightly better than I expected, (actually had a yeasty flavor and slight texture), but still down at the bottom compared to craft offerings.

Had at an all-day music festival on the beach - plastic bottle. Pale color, nothing to note on smell, flavor minimal and unimpressive.

Pours piss yellow with a finger of bright white head. Aroma of corn and grain. Taste is corn and grain. Light bodied with a thin texture. Fizzy carbonation and no finish. Overall, it’s crap. Kinda like most other light beers.

The silver bullet for what it is its a good drink in the florida sun if you need something quick. Distinct taste over others in its class... sort of that metal bullet taste. Better than Bud so extra points for that.

You know what it is, the silver bullet! Seriously, serve it as cold as possible without freezing, because it will numb your taste buds and you won’t have to taste this god-forsaken swill. Not going to waste any more words on it.

Had this at Convento Rico on tranny night and there isn’t a better pairing I could think of for this ’beer.’ Hard looking make-up and brawny trannies while I chugged this down in big sips to get the whole ordeal over with - I’m not sure what was worse, the beer or the show, haha. Another milestone!

Not a great beer but my favorite of the big American light lagers. Refreshing on a hot day when new and cold.

Very light with a biting mono "cheap-beer" undertone. Wait! the underdone is probably the most noteworthy aspect...

Tap. Pours very pale clear yellow with a small quickly dissipating white head. No lacing. Minimal aroma; some grain and honey sweetness. Tastes like extremely watered down brewed honey. Maybe a grain note in there for balance. At least it is extremely unoffensive, but as another reviewer noted; next time I think I will have a BEER instead.