Coors Non-Alcoholic

(bottle - 12 oz) Another that I didn’t know was still made. After the Miller Sharps, I was thinking that maybe low alcohols wouldn’t be so bad. Then I tried this. Just absolutely putrid. Sour, dry, and not good.

Bottle from neighbors crappy collection. I really could not tell the difference between this and coors light. I think they just changed the label. Hey if you want me to drink a coors and take a piss in a bottle and label it coors non alcoholic, I will !

My first rating in Iraq, and quite possibly the first ever to come from Iraq. From a can, no glasses to pour it in. Must say, i recall this taste from the first time i ever tried a beer when i was 14. Makes me want to vomit. Absolutely no good flavors in hear, terrible aftertaste. Weak attempt at some actual hop flavors. I suppose the only good thing about drinking this here is, i won’t have to waste time trying to rate it back home when i could be drinkin somethin nice. More low alcohol beers to come.. AHHHHHHHH...

Well, I can say that this smells like wheaty malt in a bad way and goes downhill from there. Excited that I managed to find it sold singly that way I don’t have to pour 5 2/3 beers down the drain. Not the worst beer or worst NA I’ve had, but almost!!

Bottle. Poured a golden color with a lot of carbonation. No aroma. Taste is like goat piss.

Bottle from Krogers. Clear pale color with a minimal frothy white head that mostly diminished with fair lacing. Light grainy hop aroma. Light body with a watery texture and soft carbonation. Medium sweet flavor with a light sweet finish of short duration. My expectations where met with a not worth trying.

WTF. I don’t understand why you would drink this, just drink water it would be a heck of a lot better.

12 oz brown bottle with a twist off cap. I got this as a freebie when I purchased a six pack of mixed quality beers. It’s not a memory padder rating, I am actually going to rate this a s a brew while I’m drinking it. I’ve got at least 200 good beers under my rating belt. (literally too!) Twist off the cap and it smells like weak tomato sauce, no kidding! Being half Italian I know tomato sauce when I smell it. Maybe the sauce was in the fridge for two weeks. It also has some cold cooked macaroni odor to it. Pours like any other pale yellow american beer. Clear, yellow colored, perhaps more on the brown side than bright yellow. Tastes a little like water that has been filtered through barnyard hay or straw! Although there is no alcohol bite whatsoever, there is an odd inert hoppy flavor about it. A sort of processed taste bud infringement. I must admit, it does have decent carbonation on the palate. Unfortunately the carbonation is the highlight of this beer. It does say that it is brewed with rocky mountain barley. Not as pleasant as other lower alcohol brews I’ve tasted. What is the finish? Non eventful apathetic and metallic that lingers for a minute or two. This beer does, at times, provide a twitch on the gag reflexometer. I think I would prefer a carbonated water over this brew.