Coors Original

When I went to America I thought cool a 6 pack for like 5 bux. How can you go wrong? Easily! Just drink Coors Original. However in all fairness it is still a beer that is somewhat drinkable and is one for the down and out who is cash strapped.

I drank a Coors out on the golf course yesterday. It was so damn hot that I didn’t really even mind the fact that it tasted like ice water. I have to admit that I like the new "specially lined cans" because they’ve got an old-tyme label, but the tabs are a sweet-lookin’ chrome blue! In all seriousness though, beyond Coors’ slightly thinner palate, Coors and Budweiser are essentially the same beer (not that this is any real surprise). However, for the first time, I noticed the rice adjuncts in equal degrees in both macros (didn’t get so much corn taste, however).

Completely clear pale pour with a brief white film. Papery, sweet pale malt aroma with almost no body or bitterness. This is adjunct swill.

Better than Bud, not as good as Miller High Life. There’s a smoothness, almost creamy (or is it oily?), in the end, but it’s gotta be COLD to be drinkable.

Not really worthy of steaming a hot dog in. I would think that the hot dog would be offended by being warmed by such a wreched beer.

As domestic macro’s go, this one is pretty good. Unfortunately, that isn’t saying much. It is an ugly yellow color, and has a little head. It doesn’t taste nearly as bad as it looks. One of the few macro’s I’d actually drink if available and I REALLY wanted a beer.

12 oz bottle. I cant believe its taken me this long to try this. Standard, shitty pale lager...what else is there to say. DRINK HITE INSTEAD.

Coors Heavy is a fair beer. Not the smoothest of beers, but pretty darn good. Make sure it is cold or the drinkability will suffer.