DocLock (8797) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - DEC 7, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle. Gold pour with fizzy white head. Corn and hops in the nose, mild cardboard. Tastes corny malty somewhat cloying, with hops and an off-putting finish. Reminds me of MGD but not quite as cloying.
Eberndt (235) - - DEC 6, 2013
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
40oz bottle a few years ago. Tasted pretty cheap but wasn’t terrible. Label is a blatant st. Ides rip off.
GodOfThunder (1248) - Orlando, Florida, USA - SEP 17, 2013
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Thanks to TheAlum! Schooly-D once told me Coqui 900 was a B-boys drink, and I have been searching for some for many years. TheAlum came through in the clutch, risking his life in the slums of Chicago to get the goods. Seriously, it isn’t nearly as horrible as I had hoped. In fact, it is a pretty good malt liquor. A little corn, but overall pretty mild and unoffensive. Drinks easy, and good. If I had access to this, I would drink it fairly regularly. It is still for b-boys only. No whack ass marks like Breau.
DietPepsican (1560) - @ $13.99, Iowa, USA - JUL 9, 2013
3.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
great crack on this one. Consumed right from the 40. Lots of grape, some dough, some grass, and just a touch of acidity. Great carbonation for the style, just a bit of bitterness. Perfect 90 degree summer porch 40.
rocbyter (1982) - Waterbury, Connecticut, USA - APR 6, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Nearly no aroma at all. Maybe a light amount of grain. Light clear yellow color with no head. Bitter flavor not in a good way. Light palate.
ronaldtheriot (1600) - Laplace, Louisiana, USA - JUL 13, 2011
3.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Coqui 900 Premium Malt Liquor has a thick, white head and a clear, yellow appearance, with lots of bubbles streaming up. A very good amount of lacing is left behind. Aroma is a a pleasant combination of clean water and light grain (not skunked- clear bottle). The taste has a strong malt/grain/carbonation-sting backbone, with a hop kiss at the back end to balance it. The unappealing cloying sweetness once encounters with many malt liquors (especially the high gravity ones) is, thankfully, not associated with this beer. Mouthfeel is light and watery, and Coqui 900 finishes crisp and refreshing. This turned out to be much better than I expected. It’s bold and rich. I’m enjoying this 40 oz. party bottle, poured into a tasting glass.
satan165 (1020) - River Grove, Illinois, USA - AUG 27, 2010
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
purchased at F&G liquors, 63rd and western, chicago. even previous to this sample, i was aware that this is one of the most aromatic malt liquors ever poured to a bottle. i have seen previous samples that smelled downright like flatulence, this one did not but the initial open (a few feet from my nose) REEKED of marijuana and light sewer gas...and this is without pouring to a glass or actually trying to detect aroma. very strong. that said, once the initial blast dissipated the typical corny aroma pushes through but still with a wink of something more funky, even by malt liquor standards. even at less then absolute zero freezing (the desired serving temp for a malt of this quality) the flavor on the other hand remains somewhat crisp when you elbow the corn sludge aside but again the strange infection or whatever it is comes through and your mouth is filled with farts to varying extents. unpleasant no doubt but a roller coaster ride of a beer. potency of obnoxiousness trumps pale yellow neutral piss any day in my book.
hammsolypabst (12) - Redding, California, USA - JUL 29, 2008
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Coqui 900 is one of the best malts around, I got this from my boy djoe800 in Philly. Minor buzz but great taste from this 40oz legend. Also known as frog piss I belive this tastes better by a mile.
Haslinger (891) - The World of Beer, Texas, USA - JUL 5, 2008
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
40 ounce bottle. I am slogging through this beer regretting ever having purchased even if it was just for the sole purpose of getting drunk on the cheap. NO PURCHASE ever again
REDDOGICE (206) - nantucket, Massachusetts, USA - JUN 2, 2008
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
has cheap written all over it. disgusting flavor, as if it were left to sit in the sun for twenty years, which is probably what happened. Aroma smelled like someone opened King Tuts tomb. palate was left with a slimy feel.