Country Club Malt Liquor

My friend and I had a bonfire and wanted some good beer. We bought some Old Rasputin, Rogue Hazelnut, and a case of Yuengling Porter. We also bought a 6 pack of Country Club. It was so cheap I had to buy it. I always buy cheap beer when I see it. Well, I always buy cheap beer I’ve never seen before. It’s fun and adventurous, and it was only $1.99. The cashier gave me a hard time when I put it up on the counter. She just looked at me and said, "Country Club? Come on? Country Club?" I laughed.
I loved the can. White with red lettering. The Crown and the oval with the XXX added a touch of class. "America’s Premium Malt Liquor" That’s a mark of quality!
As for the contents inside the can? It’s worse than the outside of the can. This shit is terrible. It’s absolutely vile. It tastes Delaware River water.

Finally, a country club for the lower class. I was elated to find this actually tasted like an average cheap beer. I was expecting the typical hobo-piss you get from most malt liquors. It aint special, but it aint bad.

When I arrived in the dorms for sophomore year, my 3 roommates suggested we each get a 40 of this stuff. I came to know the beast well. And it was a good beast. Although I ended up doing some things I’d rather not admit to. For $2.80, I could get bombed into oblivion (2 x $1.40/40oz.). Also, brass monkeys never taste right to me unless they’re made with Country Club. The absolute cognitive dissonance of the name as compared to the product astonishes even the most astute scientists in existence.

Better than I thought it would be, very clear. Very non offensive taste, quite smooth for a malt liquor, I mean its not a good beer, but I thought it would be much worse. Got it for close out price, .25 cent a can

bottle from local bodega, this smells like metal..it came from a bottle doe? warm piss color,dont taste that bad then the nasty ajuncts hit you at the end only drink cold with a blunt and yo peeps,

Man, I’m kind of a secret fan of Country Club...because its probably the cheapest and worstest malt liquor around. I keep seeing it in the store every time I go...calling to me....tempting me. Must stay strong

Why do people do stupid things? As i wandered through a Food Lion in Farmville, VA during a visit to my cousin’s college, I stumbled across this classically labeled brew. Att first I thought it was a 40oz, but later discovered it was only a 32oz. Still, for a malt liquor it was not that bad. It tasted more like Miller high life and had a decent bready/corn/malted base. There is so much beer better than this a person can buy, but when it comes to malt liquor, there is also a lot worse you can do. If you’re in farmville, pick it up and feel like you’re hitting the links at a deep south country club.

First off I was lost in the supermarket when I found this stuff. Has a pretty strong smell. Has some of the typical malt liquor sweetness to it. Doesn’t taste too bad, ypu can really taste the alcohol. Good brew to get drunk with. My old roomate used to buy a few 40’s of this every night.