DougShoemaker (3147) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 20, 2004
1.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Aroma of apple juice? Pale yellow colour, tiniest of white heads. Almost no flavour, watery, poor.
joeycapps (1468) - Waterdown, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 18, 2004
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Clear bronze. White head. Sweet, apple juice aroma. Light, thin body. Very sweet, cidery flavour though very bland. Seems to be missing the cardboard & gasoline...mmmmmmmmm...cardboard & gasoline....
Radek Kliber (6519) - Toronto (Can) Krotoszyn (Pol), POLAND - MAR 17, 2004
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bright white head, clear golden look. Head vanishes quickly. Clean aroma, which you would not expect if you read label (malt liquor), sweet, plain lager. Some alcohol that mostly is well masked, clear light body. Fairly plain, not much gasoline effect. Sorry drunkards, this one will disappoint you. others might surprise .
Oakes (12788) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - MAR 14, 2004
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Light amber colour...looks too drinkable to be a malt liquor. Cidery aroma is a nice start, but the body is light, and after a faint ciderraunch note it gets very watery. Too bland - it just doesn't have that "kick you in the nuts" character that I look for in a good malt liquor.
fudgeoptican (4) - USA - MAR 10, 2004 does not count
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I love malt liquor, but...Although some people swear by this goo, it was the worst liquid I ever ingested. I put half the 40 in the freezer just to stop it's evil. Thick and swirling with wheat(?) or something. Sickly sweet and putrid. Any buzz was offset by nausia and mental anguish. I'd drink Robetussin over this any day!
uvajed (174) - Ravenna, Ohio, USA - FEB 25, 2004
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
This is a rating based on memories from ten years ago, or more. I recall that Crazy Horse produced a serious inebriation if one were to consume 80-120 ounces. Beyond that, everything is a bit foggy. One drinks malt liquor because it is affordable and produces intoxication, no? This certainly fits that bill.
Strangely, I've since found that this does not appear to be available locally (Ohio), though it was very common just a few states away in Wisconsin. Or maybe I just haven't noticed it here...
Hopistotle420 (1178) - Amherst, Massachusetts, USA - FEB 12, 2004
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Wreaks of dirty water that could be found underneath a urinal. Gorgeous copper golden hue. Sweet urine, grain macro taste. Slick velvety body, finishing with pleasantly bland sweet lingering urine. Yup, this is pure as turd malt liquor. Great for frat party or for giving away to unwanted guests.
muzzlehatch (4424) - Burlington, Vermont, USA - JAN 14, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Four-Oh. Nice label; sickly colored liquid behind it doesn't match. Typical simple corn sweet smell, not really offensive just dull. Taste starts out with a hint of sweetness, quickly turns stale, moldy and thin, like frozen old sweats outside the gym dumpster. Nonexistant on the finish, but I guess that's a good thing. On the malt liquor scale, I'd say its better than OE (but so is death by slow asphyxiation) but not as good as Billy's Dee's favorite. Kind of nasty sick fakey-syrupy thing hits you at the end though; how am I going to finish this? Back to the freezer...
PorterPounder (5697) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - DEC 25, 2003
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
This is serving as my Christmas Eve nightcap. Alcohol, wet paper bag aroma. Dark golden appearance - quickly diminishing white head. Palatable, boiled corn squeezings flavor - not altogether unpleasant. Does not leave that clenching in your throat feeling that most malt liquors do. Better than your average malt liquor. Wondering if Crazy Horse is a cousin of Mad Cow?
Prostman (1077) - Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 1, 2003
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
This wasn't as bad as I had expected. It poured a deep gold and really managed to give a quick buzz. Not something with too much flavor, but it holds it purpose.