muzzlehatch (4424) - Burlington, Vermont, USA - JAN 14, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Four-Oh. Nice label; sickly colored liquid behind it doesn't match. Typical simple corn sweet smell, not really offensive just dull. Taste starts out with a hint of sweetness, quickly turns stale, moldy and thin, like frozen old sweats outside the gym dumpster. Nonexistant on the finish, but I guess that's a good thing. On the malt liquor scale, I'd say its better than OE (but so is death by slow asphyxiation) but not as good as Billy's Dee's favorite. Kind of nasty sick fakey-syrupy thing hits you at the end though; how am I going to finish this? Back to the freezer...
PorterPounder (5101) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - DEC 25, 2003
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
This is serving as my Christmas Eve nightcap. Alcohol, wet paper bag aroma. Dark golden appearance - quickly diminishing white head. Palatable, boiled corn squeezings flavor - not altogether unpleasant. Does not leave that clenching in your throat feeling that most malt liquors do. Better than your average malt liquor. Wondering if Crazy Horse is a cousin of Mad Cow?
Prostman (1077) - Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 1, 2003
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
This wasn't as bad as I had expected. It poured a deep gold and really managed to give a quick buzz. Not something with too much flavor, but it holds it purpose.
Libeerian (209) - Garner, North Carolina, USA - AUG 25, 2003
3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
The 24 oz. Appaloosa painted can was cute but made me a little apprehensive about the beer. It had a clean malt nose and flavor and dry malt finish that I and my fellow homebrew club members found rather decent for such a gaudy package.
MadMan (495) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - AUG 20, 2003
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
One of the more tasteless malt liquors I have ever had. Mix that with the low acohol content and you have a real loser.
jerkadilly74 (155) - mooresville, Indiana, USA - AUG 11, 2003
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
I had a bad experience with this crap once and thought this wasn't made anymore. I guess I was wrong, they are making this shit again. Whoa!! Why?? Bad tasting beer. The only attribute to this stuff that it gets you drunk in hurry. Be careful. Crazy Horse will catch up to you in a hurry if you don't watch your ass.
jeffc666 (1984) - Fairfax, Virginia, USA - AUG 5, 2003
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
The most charcol-like thing I have ever tasted. I thought they stopped makingit back hen I was in college but I guess it is back. Help us all.
blacknmild (1) - Hinesville, Georgia, USA - JUN 13, 2003 does not count
4.7 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 20/20
There will be no other than this.I've done Oe and 45 but it isn't the same.Wish I could find some could use right now.
DaSilky1 (2606) - San Diego, California, USA - MAR 31, 2003
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
a nose of warm urine, urinal cake, cream of wheat, and shredded corn fungus..flavors hinted at paint thinner, lime juice, tin foil, sweet corn with added sugar, and week-old orange juice..carbination was disturnbingly low as the sour but sweet flavors punched me...alcohol taste was low but i still felt it's warmth..
Drew (2413) - Kent, Ohio, USA - MAR 4, 2003
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Well, it's Fat Tuesday 2003, and what could be more appropriate and inappropriate but this bog 24 oz. can of party fuel. Poured cold, gold and with a 3 inch head that slipped away quickly. Sipping while it was cold it was malty and corn sweet, some grainy roughness in the palate. Don't let this one get warm though, the alcohol takes a strong hold of the flavor.