Aurelius (4963) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JAN 27, 2003
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
From the sublime to the ridiculous tonite. Started the evening with Farmer Jon's Oatmeal down at Heartland. Ended up picking this up at a minit grocery. Under-fizzy and under-hopped. Not so hip on the can, which looks like it ought to be Arizona Iced Tea. Pretty flavorless and inoffensive, maybe a little phenolic.
Frank (3901) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JAN 10, 2003
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
For some reason the cans have a cow pattern on them. Though,
after 24oz of this stuff, I could care less. Looks like apple juice. Tastes kind of grainy. OK for malt, I guess.
21iceman40 (1735) - Grafton, Wisconsin, USA - JAN 6, 2003
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
For all the trouble that it took to obtain this brew, it really couldn’t hold up. A very interesting label though, kinda of reminded me of some american indian history. Ass is probably the only way to describe the taste. A new Four O, Easy E would be proud- A forty ounce in my lap and its frezzin my ballz.
MrGregAD199 (65) - Medford, Oregon, USA - DEC 26, 2002
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
psychodrama311 (122) - petaluma, Nevada, USA - DEC 20, 2002
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
crazy horse.. makes you crazy. first beer i bought was just for the decorative bottle. got me hooked for like two weeks. than i moved on to real malt liquor. nothing bad about it..except it’s a bad taste..bad aftertaste. bad aroma. good head change.
Supaflyfresh99 (97) - E.Williston, New York, USA - NOV 30, 2002
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
This was good to get a buzz on on the train ride into the city
pympynaynteazy99 (31) - South San Jose, California, USA - OCT 31, 2002
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Uggggh! Once in high school I thought it would be good to mix Crazy Horse and MD 20/20. BAD MISTAKE! This stuff tastes like SHIT, but it does get you RETARDED DRUNK. Anyone over 18 that drinks this stuff should be embarassed and ashamed.
FORTY DOGG (22) - Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 11, 2002
4.3 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 18/20
When I Reminice about drinking this shit Back in the Day, I tend to recall Three wonderfull traits about this Highly revered Malt Liquor, First, The truely splended bottle labeling, (perhaps the most beautiful beverage container since the Jack Daniels bottles), Second, the poor taste, and Third, the high alchol content, Simply a classic whose loss is still deeply mourned by thousands of Gen-Xers who occasionlly recall their early 90s High School days of gettin BENT! Crazy Horse, after a heroic effort, eventually changed the label on their bottles to finally quiet some Whiney, Politically Correct, Liberal, Do-Gooder, RedSkins who were complaining that the bottle ’Stereotyped’ them, boo hoo hoo. Well the ugly new bottle, while still Crazy Horse on the inside, just was not the same anymore and a lot of people turned up their noses at it. RIP
crazyhorse99 (1) - USA - AUG 30, 2002 does not count
4.4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
I miss the liquid crack and want it back.
Jfishback13 (273) - Royal Oak, Michigan, USA - JUL 21, 2002
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Terrible. OE and Colt 45 go down like chinese silk compared to this stuff. This sludge kills ones internal organs. I watched food I hadn’t eaten in days magically appear again as if by David Copperfield himself. It was half the price of ’premium’ malt liquors, but please, do yourself and society a favor... go donate plasma if you have to, but don’t get stuck with this swill in your gut. P.S. The wide mouth 40 bottle looked neat.