MeisterBrew (138) - Cheyenne, Wyoming, USA - AUG 3, 2009
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle. Poured a clear amber with not much head to speak of. Aroma of sweet corn, grain, and a slight aroma of spice. Flavor was actually very surprising... I can’t lie. In a blind taste test I actually gave this decent marks. I was very surprised to find out his was a malt liquor. I won’t be picking this up any time soon, but I’ve definitely had worse.
Cletus (6355) - Connecticut, USA - JAN 17, 2009
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: JUN 10, 2010 Tall can that could easily be mistaken for a can or Arizona Iced Tea and purchased at a bodega. Pours pale straw color. Is viscous and tastes like syruppy fermented corn and skunk. The king of the cheap garbage beers I drank when I was 14.
3fourths (8879) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - OCT 27, 2008
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Thanks for the can Kevin, not sure what I did to you to deserve this. Clear apple juice body with soda-like brown head, quickly diminishing. Nose is putrid spoiled apple cider, intensely heavy with earthy, dirty acetone and drying paint. Taste is no different - rotting red apples and corn phenols. Thin, syrupy texture.
Guinnessman (102) - VACAVILLE, California, USA - OCT 5, 2008
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I used this once to strip paint from a volkswagen. It strips the bile from your stomach, too. It’s the first time in my life that I thought I had mistakingly drank Drain-O.
mcelrathj (1) - Manistee, Michigan, USA - AUG 9, 2008 does not count
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
The best cheap malt liquor in the world. I get the best clean hangovers from this delicious beer. When it hits my lips, its like angels singing. It tatses like God’s vagina.
joekinty (263) - rockledge, Florida, USA - JUN 9, 2008
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
fo shizzle git me a foty of the howse in a skirt
drank this often in my younger days before they changed it from crazy horse it was actually not bad
rcasta (842) - EL SALVADOR - MAY 20, 2008
1.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
you gots to brown bag it fool.
in and out
in and out
in and out
like a **** on a gsxr
unclemattie (4358) - Georgia, USA - MAR 19, 2008
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
24oz can. Cow print design. sincs MCMXCII (1992?) WTF?? Golden color, watered down looking amber. Aroma of a new box of band-aids. Flavor kicked the gag-reflex in... Finishes sweet on the palate. It appears to be a real beer... Flavor could be more balanced.
kp (10884) - Woodstock, Georgia, USA - FEB 24, 2008
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Source: Tasting, Cellar Party
Appearance: clear gold, fine white head, drippy streaks of lace,
Aroma: sweet corn aroma with light floral hops,
Flavor: light sweet grain flavor with a touch of corn, good earthy balance, light bitter finish,
Aroma: 3/10; Appearance: 6/10; Flavor: 4/10; Palate: 5/10; Overall: 7/20
ChainGangGuy (4653) - Woodstock, Georgia, USA - FEB 13, 2008
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Appearance: Pours a clear, gold body with a small white head.
Smell: Why do I continue to subject myself to these things? Sweet-smelling aroma of cereal, fake flowers, ethanol, and household cleaners.
Taste: Chemo-corny flavor with an odd, troubling sweetness and lab-created floral hints. Heavy pour of rubbing alcohol. Tough to get down.
Mouthfeel: Medium-thin body. Mild carbonation. Thickish mouthfeel.
Drinkability: I mustn’t let the Crazy Stallion win, I mustn’t let it beat me, but I’m afraid I’m done for. Ugh.