Crazy Stallion

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Lager glass, Paper Bag, Shaker

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This stuff is great for those guests that you don’t like. Pour them some Crazy Horse and they’ll be leaving after the first sip. I also recommend to not try to impress chicks with this crap. They will be repulsed by the taste.

When I was in school people would refer to this stuff as ’liquid crack’. I haven’t tried crack, but i think you have to be smoking it to enjoy this beer. good kick though.

Now this is just horrible. When I think of crazy horse, I think of pocket change, getting absolutely blasted, and feeling sick the rest of the night and following day. An atrocity.

With swill like this, it’s no wonder most indians are alcoholics.

I think this brew may have actually came straight from the horse. Thought this was the stongest shit you could get when i was 17 or 18 and would strugle to get one down. Glad thoose days are over.

I had a bad experience with this crap once and thought this wasn't made anymore. I guess I was wrong, they are making this shit again. Whoa!! Why?? Bad tasting beer. The only attribute to this stuff that it gets you drunk in hurry. Be careful. Crazy Horse will catch up to you in a hurry if you don't watch your ass.

This is a rating based on memories from ten years ago, or more. I recall that Crazy Horse produced a serious inebriation if one were to consume 80-120 ounces. Beyond that, everything is a bit foggy. One drinks malt liquor because it is affordable and produces intoxication, no? This certainly fits that bill. Strangely, I've since found that this does not appear to be available locally (Ohio), though it was very common just a few states away in Wisconsin. Or maybe I just haven't noticed it here...

Of all the malt liquor out there this was my favorite. I know that isn’t saying much but come on now... you have $25 in your pocket and you are looking to get fucked up pick up a case of Crazy Stallion 40’s (or Crazy Horse as I knew it) and you might not make it back. But do yourself a favor and drink plenty of water before you pass out because this hangover hurts.

Bottle. Poured a clear amber with not much head to speak of. Aroma of sweet corn, grain, and a slight aroma of spice. Flavor was actually very surprising... I can’t lie. In a blind taste test I actually gave this decent marks. I was very surprised to find out his was a malt liquor. I won’t be picking this up any time soon, but I’ve definitely had worse.

crazy horse.. makes you crazy. first beer i bought was just for the decorative bottle. got me hooked for like two weeks. than i moved on to real malt liquor. nothing bad about it..except it’s a bad taste..bad aftertaste. bad aroma. good head change.