Crazy Stallion

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Serve in Lager glass, Paper Bag, Shaker

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When I was in school people would refer to this stuff as ’liquid crack’. I haven’t tried crack, but i think you have to be smoking it to enjoy this beer. good kick though.

Thanks for the can Kevin, not sure what I did to you to deserve this. Clear apple juice body with soda-like brown head, quickly diminishing. Nose is putrid spoiled apple cider, intensely heavy with earthy, dirty acetone and drying paint. Taste is no different - rotting red apples and corn phenols. Thin, syrupy texture.

24oz can. Cow print design. sincs MCMXCII (1992?) WTF?? Golden color, watered down looking amber. Aroma of a new box of band-aids. Flavor kicked the gag-reflex in... Finishes sweet on the palate. It appears to be a real beer... Flavor could be more balanced.

UPDATED: FEB 7, 2008 the one i drank was most likely on its 5th birthday, covered in dust on the bottom self. the caps cool.

fo shizzle git me a foty of the howse in a skirt drank this often in my younger days before they changed it from crazy horse it was actually not bad

Four-Oh. Nice label; sickly colored liquid behind it doesn't match. Typical simple corn sweet smell, not really offensive just dull. Taste starts out with a hint of sweetness, quickly turns stale, moldy and thin, like frozen old sweats outside the gym dumpster. Nonexistant on the finish, but I guess that's a good thing. On the malt liquor scale, I'd say its better than OE (but so is death by slow asphyxiation) but not as good as Billy's Dee's favorite. Kind of nasty sick fakey-syrupy thing hits you at the end though; how am I going to finish this? Back to the freezer...

I take pride in knowing my malt liquors but this stuff blows. Catchy bottle is about the only redeemable thing here. Gives you colossal hangovers (yes, worse than normal malt liquors) - too carbonated. Sour. Yuck.

Falls into that ’bang for buck’ category. I’m glad i’ve got a job.

the star of the show at radek's place. recipe: apple cider, gasoline, corn syrup and club soda. bleh

40 oz. I used to drink a lot of this when I was in college (and it still was Crazy Horse). For 99 cents a 40oz, it wasn’t too bad. There was not much that stood out about this malt liquor. It was wet, and did the trick. The best thing I can say about this is that no one ever wanted to bum one off of you.