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RATINGS: 29   MEAN: 1.04/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.34   SEASONAL: Special   ABV: -
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   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 9/20
TheAlum (5909) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - SEP 8, 2013
Bottle shared at Danís Birthday Tasting (Lyons, IL). Pours a nice darker amber gold hue, well hazed and dulled, a good haziness. Frothy offwhite head atop dies to a nice film, laces ok. Aromas show sour oranges, lemon, and acedic acid. A touch of acetone, nail polish, and bread. Initial is oranges, richly acedic and sour. Acetone, acid, and sour lactic twang. Wow, a bit harsh. Middle has a touch of a redeeming fruity citrus character, but really moves quite quickly back to acetone, acidity, and citrus. Wow. Backend is a bit harsh, acedic. Oranges, lemon, and touches of harsh lactic and acedic acid feel. Finish is a bit harsh, acedic, dry. Meh. Not good. But I was surprised that this wasnít as bad as people seem to indicate. People today said this bottle compared to the tap was considerably better.. but not good, certainly.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
TheHOFF43 (1759) - Robbinsdale, Minnesota, USA - AUG 30, 2013
Bottle from drowland/homer321. Pour is a weird hazy brown/orange. The aroma was literally the worst thing to ever hit my nose. It was like nail polish remover mixed with vomit. The aroma actually was better than the flavor. My god, what the fuck is this stuff. Burning acetone, poison, dentist office and someone elses sweat mixed together. This is honestly the worst thing I have ever tasted.

   AROMA 10/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 20/20
RamyG4 (321) - , New Jersey, USA - AUG 27, 2013
UPDATED: DEC 10, 2013 So hereís the deal. This beer isnít good, but itís not quite as bad as the ratings suggest. 10 of the 25 ratings came from a single bottle that had been opened anywhere from a month to several months earlier and sat at room temperature for that time. I tasted the beer from that bottle on a few occasions (made for a fun experiment), and even though the beer wasnít very good to begin with, it got significantly worse as time went on.

My rating here brings the mean rating up to what it would be had these ratings not been entered, or at least it comes close.

Iím not defending the beer, Iím defending its right to be rated fairly!

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 2/20
drowland (6169) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - AUG 23, 2013
8/23/13. 750mL bottle thanks to Homer321! >4oz sample thanks to RBSH3. Ugh. Caramel orange-ish pour with basically no head despite a big hiss when the cap was popped. Awful aroma. Awful. Pure nail polish remover/acetone on the aroma with a big dose of alcohol. Veggies, caramel, and citrus if you really search through the garbage. Sweet, sour flavor, tons of acetone, burning, rotten fruits, veggies, caramel, disgusting. Worse than CIB, and thatís saying A LOT. Disgusting.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
Jesterdeal (1984) - Marlton, New Jersey, USA - JUL 10, 2013
Aroma of rotten orange, nail polish and wasabi. The smell goes right up the nose. Pours flat and orange. Tastes light burning. Hot pepper, pure rubbing alcohol. Acidic awfulness. It hurts to drink.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
jstraw (1938) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 11, 2013
Muddy, darker orange with almost no white head, no legs / Sour, delicate, acidic nose of orange, apple, nail polisher remover, oak / Light to medium body . . . the previous reviews say it all. Undrinkable, possibly dangerous. Might get that tough to remove spot off your car, though.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
Unclerudy (12) - white lake, Michigan, USA - MAY 22, 2013
Definition of garbage juice. Some of it spilled out when i shipped it to someone who wanted it, and had to ship it again. Smelled like a rancid mix of orange vinaigrette and acetone. I blame dark horse for even bottling this garbage.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
jredmond (5660) - Manhattan, New York, USA - MAY 21, 2013
Bottle at Clockworkís 4k/5k/10k tasting. Hold on to your butts for this one. Hands down one of the worst beers Iíve encountered in years. Pours a deep, hazy amber, slightly cloudy body with no head or lacing. The body on this is really the only redeeming quality. Aroma is really brutally offensive nail polish. Mouthfeel is super acidic in the worst way possible - burning vomit fire-breathing dragon from hell. Bad cheese, nail polish, acetone, poison.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
puzzl (3254) - New York, New York, USA - MAY 17, 2013
Completely unable to even consider putting this in my mouth. Pure nail polish in a way I have simply never experienced in 8 years of craft. Embarrassing. Dark Horse should be ashamed.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
blipp (6358) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - MAR 8, 2013
UPDATED: JUN 1, 2013 Bottle at Jamesí place. THIS BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST. Nail polish and old orange juice. Iím really damn happy I got to try this because trying awful beers is one of my favorite things to do.

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