Fratto (2443) - Arlington, Texas, USA - JUL 6, 2011
0.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Tallboy from CM Beer and Wine. Light orange pour with a big white head. Aroma is alcohol, corn, and lots of sweetness. Taste is astringent, alcohol, metallic, and that part of Satan that still really in love with Saddam.
Cavie (3549) - Fort Worth, Texas, USA - JUL 6, 2011
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can courtesy of....someone. Might have been Fratto or pikapp327. You know, the usual suspects. This beer pours a clear yellow edging on straw colored. Light gold I would say. Not really much head to speak of; not anything that hangs around for the party anyway. Not much aroma to speak of. Some sweet grains and malts but not much beyond that. Flavor is sweet grains and sugar with a sharp biting burn after that. There is a weird chemical taste after the initial taste. Slightly corny on the finish. Pass.
Cakes (344) - New Bloomfield, Pennsylvania, USA - JUN 6, 2011
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
24 ounce can
The aroma was decent – with surprisingly little aftertaste.
A grassy and strong alcohol taste.
The worst beer that I have had so far in 2011.
demitriustown (1011) - Sterling Heights, Michigan, USA - MAY 14, 2011
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
24 oz can. Aroma is very lightly hoppy, slight cardboard, bready, grassy, and alcohol. Appearance is a clear golden with a thick white head that diminishes after a minute or two. As it warms up the alcohol is more prevalent in the aroma and more of a medicinal scent. Taste is just bad...No...not good. I do not like this one at all. Cheers!
FROTHINGSLOSH (4292) - GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 14, 2011
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Sampled from a 24 oz can this beer poured an extremely pale yellow color with an enormous creamy white head that lingered. The aroma was dryish and a bit tangy with a faint citric undertone. The flavor was sweet and tangy with an awful presence of artificial sugar, artificial fruit and plastic. A frigteningly long plasticy finish. Very light body. One of the worst non skunked beers I have ever encountered. It is hard to believe that this was meant to taste like this. Disgusting!
brokensail (9159) - Orange County, California, USA - MAY 11, 2011
2.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
A: The beer pours a clear orange yellow with a short lived white head.
S: Metal and corn with a big time vegetal aroma. Cooked grains and miscellaneous citrus peel with some strangely acidic apple juice notes to it. A touch of garbage, and maybe some food left in the garbage disposal without being flushed down the sink for a few days.
T: The flavor is pretty typical for a malt liquor. Really quite sweet with a big emphasis on corn and corn syrup. A touch of apple juice and interestingly enough, some banana.
M: Medium in body with a medium to lively carbonation.
O: The nose was just atrocious, but the flavor was actually pretty decent. If you’re just looking for a buzz, this could work.
LinusStick (2701) - Moon Twp, suburb of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 10, 2011
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Ugh...a terrible malt liquor (is there a great one?). The 24oz can cost mearound $2 and I want a refund. Aroma was all metal. Nothing else. Pour was a nice enough medium gold with a one finger off white head. Taste was watery and sweet. Corn, sugar and metal. Little to no carbonation. Gasoline aftertaste. I love how the beer says "High Gravity Lager" then says "ale" right above the UPC label. Yuck
nike (822) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 10, 2011
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Wow!! Where do I begin? This stuff has the bite of a pit bull. I thought maybe I might like this. I do like the brown paper bag that keeps the drink cold. I saved that, and I think it can be reused. I liked the name of the brew; I think that was all I liked about it. Thanks to my beer buddy Big D., for letting me try this one. I did finish it though!
pkbites (622) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - MAY 7, 2011
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Why do I subject myself to this abuse? Dog Bite? They ought to call it dog drool!!! Consuming actual dog drool would be preferable to drinking this shitola. Looks like any other beer. Smells like rotting fruit and gasoline. Tastes like rotting fruit, gasoline, and...believe it or not......marshmallows. And I hate and have always hated freaking marshmallows. At 10% ethanol (double that of regular beer) this would be a heck of a cheap alcohol delivery system @ 99 cents for a 24 ounce can. But it took me almost 2 hours to get 1 can of this slop down my throat. There will NOT be a second can to follow!!
SudsMcDuff (5370) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - MAY 6, 2011
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Shared a couple of cans with my boy ScoobDub when we went fishing.. . wow! the sweet corn aroma is interesting, then that first gulp is body shaking! its sweet and it has a kick .. . cheap grain and alcohol with lots of crappy corn .. . and let me tell ya, after this sits in the sun for a few hours- it sure does taste like shit! .. dog bite is horrid and the name should tell you to stay away, this beer is like pitbulls, it shouldn’t exist!!!! .. 12 catfish, 3 eels, 4 crokers, and a flouder! and lots of sunburn!!