omhper (21409) - Tyresö, SWEDEN - NOV 21, 2010
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottled. Clear pale golden, brief head. Grassy and bready, a bit spicy. Light bodied with clean, rounded mouthfeel. Low bitterness. Very basic. D-oh!
Beer5000 (5116) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - NOV 20, 2010
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
330 ml bottle. Clear golden body with a decent white head. Aroma is weak hoppy with hint of metal. Flavor is grainy with a hint of light burnt caramel, somehow traces of fruit, metallic bitter, not much hops, short aftertaste. Drinkable but not as fun as Homer
gunnar (6591) - Sandnes, NORWAY - NOV 12, 2010
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottled at onsdag2, Cardinal, Stavanger. Pours light straw coloured with a small white head. Aroma of hay. Taste is weak grainy malts, nothing outstanding here, just like Homer, but not as fun.
abemorsten (3263) - Mosterøy, NORWAY - NOV 12, 2010
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Shared bottle at Cardinal. Clear light golden with a white head. Horse piss, old shoe and band aid aroma. Bland malty flavor. Light body.
Sigmund (5796) - Tau, NORWAY - NOV 9, 2010
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
330 ml bottle, brewed by Eschweger, ABV in Norway is 4.7%. Bought at MENY Stadionparken. Crystal clear extremely pale yellow colour, big white head. Grainy aroma of unhopped pilsener wort and boiled vegetables, not good. Sweet and sugary flavour, hardly any bitterness. What a stupid idea - brewing a purposely shitty American Standard pale lager in Europe, just because Homer Simpson would have liked it ... Taste is nothing, marketing is everything.
swooper (1247) - Cambridge and Kladno(Czech Rep.), Cambridgeshire, ENGLAND - NOV 7, 2010
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
0,3l bottle, pale, clear, white foam, lightly bitter, light sweetness, pour taste, medium body, oily feel, thin feel, average carbonation, terrible beer, nothing good
Bierkrug (2132) - - NOV 1, 2010
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
330 ml bottle in Germany. Pale yellow small quick head. Sweetish malt and industrial grains in the aroma. flavor is rough and grainy. Average to thin palate. Poor. Pure novelty.
delnoche (479) - Alamogordo, New Mexico, USA - OCT 13, 2010
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
33cl bottle poured into a pint glass. Sparkling gold with a rapidly disappearing, small white head. Aroma is very sweet with slight flowery hops. Flavor is the same. Very thin and watery, little carbonation. Finish is slightly bitter at first and then turns sweet and a bit metallic. Macro brewed piss water. I totally expected this but bought it anyway so I could display Homer Simpson’s favorite beer in my bottle collection.
larsniclas (6142) - Billdal, SWEDEN - SEP 25, 2010
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottled. thx Gustaf
Pale golden. Small, white head.
Very cereal aroma; dry and floury.
Some bready maltiness. A bit sourish. Dry and cereal.
gnoff (8793) - Mölndal, SWEDEN - SEP 20, 2010
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle at Haket, Göteborg. On September 17, 2010
Slightly hazy yellow color, smallish white head. Honey and sweet malty scent. Sweet, malty, caramel taste. Moussy mouthfeel. Medium bitterness. Sweet and bitter aftertaste.