jercraigs (9722) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 19, 2009
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
2009-03-14. Pale yellow small quick head. Sweetish malt and industrial grains in the aroma. flavour is rough and grainy. Average to thin palate. Poor. Pure novelty. Personally I prefer the Krusty brand partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage, at least then you know what you’re getting. Bottle shared by Garthicus.
mansquito (5195) - Nueva York, New York, USA - MAR 15, 2009
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
This beer is a novelty beverage... duh. However, as far as crappy lagers go, this one actually had some taste to it, so at least it was a novelty beer with some personality. But like one previous reviewer noted, it is supposed to be pretty crappy. Appearance points for the bottle.
liinis (1767) - Helsinki, FINLAND - MAR 4, 2009
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
D OH! damn bulk pils-lager whatever. Spiderpig does what a spiderpig does. BURRRRB!
skortila (5239) - Baarn, NETHERLANDS - MAR 2, 2009
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
Bottled. First of all it is cool to actually be able to drink Duff beer. Second the beer is of poor quality. Third. It should be low quality. :-). Bonus points brewarded with the compliments of Homer.
blankboy (7171) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - JAN 29, 2009
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle (330ml) shared with HogTownHarry & garthicus -- courtesy of garthicus. Pours a clear pale gold with a spare diminishing white head. Aroma of straw, vegetables, some sugary sweetness and something else not so good. Awful flavour of straw, plastic and corn. Light bodied. Friggin’ awful!
Bullit (4411) - Burgos, SPAIN - JAN 29, 2009
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Drank while Noize operated his Homer Talking Fridge Magnet.
Clear yellow colour, small white head. Aroma of grassy hops. Flavour is bitter, with grains and malts. Dry finish.
Homer would approve this beer, and so do I.
NoiZe (2323) - Zeist, NETHERLANDS - JAN 24, 2009
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Clear golden colored brew. Grainy, crisp aroma. Crispy, sweet and some bitterness. Not too bad.
caesar (6605) - Bunnik/Utrecht, NETHERLANDS - JAN 17, 2009
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottled, brought by Bullit. Clear yellow color, short head. Aroma is grainy, bit rice. Dryish taste, bit grain. Probably ok when drunk cold.
garthicus (2906) - Dublin, IRELAND - JAN 8, 2009
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
My bottle, shared with Blankboy and HogTownHarry and opened with Harrys Homer opener. Appearance: Pale pale yellow, small white head. Aroma: Grass and plastic, yuck. Flavour: Grass again, Hay, plastic, butter. Hmm, if it wasn’t for the Simpsons connection I’d be less than impressed. I’m just happy to try it and I have some to trade!
HogTownHarry (6374) - Toronto (Harbourfront), Ontario, CANADA - JAN 8, 2009
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 18, 2009 Bottle (330ml). Shared by garthicus with me and blankboy. Looks like watered down apple juice. Smells like Grolsch, or ass - is there a difference? - plastic and burnt corn and weeds. Tastes ... bland - watery, clover and apple cores. Watery, harsh, flat - well, at least it was cold. But thanks for the share, Al !