Beerlando (3342) - Orlando, Florida, USA - JUN 24, 2010
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Courtesy SoLan. From a monster 24oz. can pours a clear, medium-golden colored body with a small, fizzy, off white head. There’s some decent lacing, primarily in the form of jagged rings. The nose is absolutely vile, exploding with notes of sugary corn, grain alcohol, and dirty water. It’s almost overpowering in its sugar laden, boozy potency. Flavors too are awful, again showing boiled corn, sugar water, stale grain sweetness, and cardboard. Searing alcoholic heat is like a cruel joke. A few sips are more than enough to deem this beast a drain pour. The palate is downright thick, sticky, cloying, and hot. There’s really not a single redeeming quality about it. Horrid beer. My teeth hurt after drinking this.
heemer77 (5076) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - JUN 4, 2010
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: OCT 28, 2011 Trying again. This is brutally worse form what I recalled. Just so sweet with fusel alcohol. From a 24oz can. Smells of corn, green beans and raw smelted metal. The taste is sickly sweet with creamed corn and bread crust. There is also some almond and rubbing alcohol. Overall, not too bad for a malt liquor, but you would have to love the corn.
Radek Kliber (6297) - Toronto (Can) Krotoszyn (Pol), POLAND - JUN 2, 2010
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can ? ml
Aroma fruit frontal feel with heavy fusel fuels.
Appearance amber gold with lighter top. No sign of any lace.2-
Flavor and Palate : mid bodied , dry character of alcohol. Fruity feel. Overpowering brutal alcoholic finish. Hardcore even in malt liquor world.
mike5326 (614) - virginia beach, Virginia, USA - MAY 17, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Pure gasoline. Its like a battery took a piss in your mouth. I don’t care how desperate you are.STAY AWAY!!!!!
pkbites (635) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - MAY 12, 2010
2.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Let’s do some beer math: I paid 99 cents for a 24 ounce can of this. That’s the equivalence of 2 regular beers (at 12 ounces each). BUT this has 12% alcohol which is about 2.5 times more ethanol than regular beer. 2.5 the alcohol X 2 times the ounces=5. One 24 ounce can of this has the alcohol content of 5 regular beers. Where are you buying 5 regular beers for only a buck? College students rejoice!!! You can get blitzed all night for only a dollar or two! Orange pour, no lasting head. Smells like wart medicine, tastes like rotting garbage and burns like a mother fuck going down. So what? Someday while you’re drinking a Sam Adams you’ll reminisce about how this was the only beer you could afford and what good times you had.
obguthr (3385) - Lynchburg, Virginia, USA - MAY 6, 2010
1.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Decent apple aroma. Clear golden, no head. Apple with a pervasive flavor of plastic, from start to finish. Alcohol magnified. This is really pretty disgusting, although the Jackhammer was drinkable. I will uprate, however, because the picture of it served in a snifter is fucking hilarious! A snifter, really? I think I’m making that my Facebook photo.
zathrus13 (1684) - Mount Laurel, New Jersey, USA - MAY 2, 2010
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can. Yellow/gold, with a white head. Aroma is corn, grain, sugar, and alcohol. Flavor is sugar, fruit, alcohol, and corn. Rather sweet. The alcohol is not as in your face as I expected, but it is certainly there.
PorterPounder (5101) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - APR 30, 2010
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Tallahassee, Fl - Petrol Gas Station - 24 oz can. Can looks like it belongs on the cover of an Incredible Hulk comic book. Medium golden pour - little to no head fizzes away as it pours. Aroma of cheap gumballs - not offensive - just not beer like. Flavor has some sweet undertones and is not completely offensive as I expected considered the 12% alcohol - expected a boozefest. some corn-squeezing sweetness and a bit of cotton candy. Mouthfeel is a bit harsh. Good one to "get your drink on". Worth the $2.59 for a 24 oz can if you are just looking for a quick buzz.
dchmela (2539) - Orlando, Florida, USA - APR 19, 2010
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Solan beast! Light orange pour. Pungent sugar bomb aroma! Alcohol and rotting garbage taste. Really high quality!
juiceisloose (1055) - Windermere, Florida, USA - APR 16, 2010
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Courtesy SoLan. Pours a bright golden yellow color topped by a small, bubbly white head of foam. The aroma is all corn on this one with notes of corn malt, corn syrup, and a metallic note. The flavor follows and is straight up nasty corn malt and syrup. The heavy corn malts and syrup sweeten things up beyond drinkability and the alcoholic heat makes it worse. Medium bodied with good carbonation and sweet, boozy finish. Interesting to try, but I couldn’t drink more than a couple sips.