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RATINGS: 98   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.45/5   EST. CALORIES: 360   ABV: 12%
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   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 19/20
stcktnca209 (1) - stockton, USA - SEP 30, 2009 does not count
got me fckd up for a $1.50 but the after taste is to sweet for a lager beer over all better then natural light or ice

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 19/20
Liquiddinner (11) - M.O.P. aka Mayor of Perkins, Michigan, USA - MAR 10, 2010
My friend is correct when he equates this to an AssQuake. He speaks the truth in every form possible. The precursor to the full on anal detonation reminds me of sitting on the rails of an approaching train. Your calm, but can sense the impending arrival of something hollocausticly dreadful. Your intake of the Quake has set forth the chain reaction from within. The stakes are high in this intestinal battle, but utter failure to contain it is the ultimate result. You may survive itís effects, but your dump stool will suffer mightedly. Move with haste from the scene and free yourself of the images you left behind. Your only solace will be that you have enough Blatz on hand to tune your system back into shape. EarthQuake is one natural disaster that I can proudly recommend to all.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
scooterbub (1031) - Lander, Wyoming, USA - MAR 6, 2010
24 ounce can. Pours a nice, clear, gold color with a thin white head that fades slowly. Taste is of malt, corn, caramel, over-fruit, sugar, some yeast and some warming alcohol in the finish. Is fairly sweet. The sweetness reminds me of the syrup from the bottom of a can of fruit cocktail. Similar aroma. Has a rather nice body that is creamy. For being 12% abv, it is hidden very well. For a malt liquor, it is very easy to drink, smooth, and rather enjoyable. Overall, an excellent beer for a cheap price.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
Teege (375) - Orlando, Florida, USA - APR 15, 2010
Thanks to SoLan. Pours bright yellow with a white head. Extremely malty in a way i donít really mind and kind of like in a slumming it sort of way. I even get notes of apples in the nose and flavor and white wine in the nose. honestly it is a pretty decent malt liquor, a beverage that certainly has its place in my life.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 10/20
Rusty (1545) - Mesa, Arizona, USA - AUG 14, 2009
Pours a golden color with lots of carbonation bubbles and a small white head. Aroma is corn, malt, alcohol, fruits, unknown chemicals and garbage. Flavor is corn, malts, garbage, rotting fruit, lots of sweetness and sugars in this bad boy. Finishes a little thick and cloyingly sweet like a trippel almost. But bad coz itís malt likka. This actually isnít half bad. The champagne of bums perhaps.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 10/20
Ibrew2or3 (8206) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - FEB 23, 2010
This beast of a beer is housed up in a 24oz can courtesy of bvc. It pours deep clear gold with thin bright white head. The aroma is sweet sweetness with acetone, corn, esters everywhere and a touch of floral hops. The taste is aggressively sweet and slick moving into corn and pears by midway. Too darn sweet. Iíd have to have a lot of food with this to cut the sweetness in order to have a chance at finishing a can.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 12/20
SledgeJr (3577) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - JUL 5, 2010
In the 24 oz. "Master Cylinder." Pours a crystal clear corn tassel yellow with a small white head that canít even be sustained by the magical Sam Adams glass. The aroma is striking in that it generates a similar scent to a well-made apple cider with a slight splash of acrylamide. The flavor has quite a bit of apple as well, but mostly a thick candy sweetness. If you arrogant beer geeks sampled this blindly and were told that it was a Belgian strong ale, youíd lap this up. I will be the first to confess that this is a cheap malt liquor that is inexplicably without mistakes. Thereís no fusel alcohols to be had. Thereís no acetone and no acetaldehyde. Typically, I get a strong boiled vegetable aroma and flavor from products such as these (designed for the alcoholic cigarette smoker who cannot taste anyway). But none of these disgusting attributes are present in Earthquake. I have two negatives: One, the alcohol is way out of whack and it is simply painful to drink as you fix the epithelium lining your gullet. Two, the beer really should not be so visually artificial looking and would improve with an unfiltered version. Yes, thatís right. I want an unfiltered version of WINO BEER. Seriously, this is the most drinkable of all the 12% exploitative alcohols. I dare you to dismiss this against such absurd products as Lucifer and Beelzebub.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 11/20
riversideAK (6160) - Shoreline, Washington, USA - SEP 13, 2009
Shit tons of sweet corn, caramel, alcohol, cotton candy. I can only assume this is some shade of gold. I didnít pour it into anything Iím my ironic attempt to keep it real. Sweet corn, cotton candy, more corn syrup. Sweet. Some rotten garbage. Long lingering post puke mouthfeel. It was super boozy. This could have been way worse, but it wasnít.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 7/20
Ungstrup (34643) - Citizen of the universe, DENMARK - JUL 10, 2009
Bottled. A golden beer with a white head. The aroma has notes of alcohol, malt, and caramel. The flavor is very sweet - too sweet for my liking with notes of corn syrup, as well as some malt, and a bit of caramel with the alcohol lying behind and warming the palate and burning lightly in the top of the throat.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 8/20
ucusty (2691) - raleigh, North Carolina, USA - SEP 3, 2009
First sip hit the concrete for my homies. Hazy bright gold pour fluffy white head. Cereal, corn, and alcohol aroma. Sweet corn, sweat, and turpentine. It be drankin perty good

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