Brewed by Cervecería Mexicana (Grupo Modelo)
Style: Pale Lager
Tecate, Mexico


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RATINGS: 60   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.52/5   ABV: -
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   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 9/20
nuplastikk (5785) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - DEC 27, 2010
12oz bottle. Hazy yellowish-orange with a thin white head. Buttery sweet aroma. Smooth and malty, some odd mild butterscotch, butter off flavors. Balanced by some faint lemon hops. Insipid at best, doesn’t really have a light feel to it, just hollow and devoid of quality. Not the worst of the worst, but still a joke of a beer.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 7/20
marcus (9133) - Sacramento, California, USA - NOV 28, 2010
Pours clear yellow with a massive white head and a nondescript aroma. There is a thin very pale malt flavor with little taste to it and a watery slightly bitter finish.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
dionysus (1485) - Arizona, USA - NOV 6, 2010
Tasted like I thought it was going to. A big bottle of wtf mixed with some corn.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 8/20
bhensonb (14073) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 2, 2010
Bottle from local discount grocer. Pours light gold with a fine, foamy white head. Mildly grassy/corny aroma. Near med body with foamy carb. Flavor is light malt, paper and some grassiness. There’s no question it’s at least somewhat bitter. But that paper aspect ends up in the finish.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
daknole (10859) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - NOV 1, 2010
Bottle from superdave. FUCK. It says a choice between death or light. Can I choose death? Please? Pretty please? Yellow crap ass pour. Fluffy white head. smells like like creamed corn, apple sauce and stinky ass hops. Flavor is stale corn, fake sweetener. Bad. Yep I choose death. Puke time.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
RobertDale (5431) - Lansing, Kansas, USA - OCT 9, 2010
Bottle. Pours a very light yellow. Aroma of corn and unknown ingredients. Tastes of metal, corn and skunk. My biggest create a six pack mistake.

   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
phaleslu (9376) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 7, 2010
12 oz. bottle from Friar Tuck in Crestwood. I have nothing to say about this beer that I didn’t already say about the Ed Hardy Premium Beer. If that’s douche, this is douche light. And once again, I wonder why it doesn’t just taste like vinegar and water. Fuck Ed Hardy.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
ChimbleySweep (7) - Florida, USA - SEP 25, 2010 does not count
I felt like a douche bag just trying this beer. It was ok, but I am glad I did not spend my money on it.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
Cornfield (5570) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - SEP 9, 2010
Single bottle from the Binny’s in Orland Park, IL: This pours an impressive, sustained head but the body is a ridiculously pale yellow. What little there is of an aroma is sweet, grainy, and metallic. The flavor is light enough to not offend, despite the metallic bitterness. Other than that, there’s a sugary sweetness that suggests that some malt may have been used.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
popephred (266) - Plainfield, Illinois, USA - AUG 29, 2010
I should have known. Lately, anything associated with Ed Hardy does not promise quality. This beer is no exception. I poured this from the bottle into my trusty Samuel Adams glass, producing a pale, pale yellow body with a minimal head. The aroma was stale cracker. The taste was dry nothing. Bottom line: don’t buy this. If given the choice of Death or Light Beer, you might find yourself with a tough choice of which is preferable. Though it’s not quite as bad a some Chinese beers I’ve had....

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