bu11zeye (11740) - Frisco (Dallas), Texas, USA - FEB 18, 2011
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
(12oz bottle, courtesy of Cavie) Pours a light pale yellow body with a spare white head. Aroma of cardboard, corn, and grass. Flavor of grain, corn, and crackers with a watery mouthfeel.
bhensonb (9835) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 2, 2010
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle from local discount grocer. Pours light gold with a fine, foamy white head. Mildly grassy/corny aroma. Near med body with foamy carb. Flavor is light malt, paper and some grassiness. There’s no question it’s at least somewhat bitter. But that paper aspect ends up in the finish.
Leighton (8682) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - OCT 22, 2009
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Best thing about this beer is that it transported me back to college, to those days when we drank whatever the hell we could no matter how bad it was. Ed Hardy Light is pretty damn bad. The aroma is putrid - "urinal" is apt. Flavor is straw, slightly metallic, skunky. Finish is kind of smooth but the aftertaste is something I wouldn’t wish upon anybody.
BeerandBlues2 (8459) - Hanover, Maryland, USA - APR 24, 2011
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle sampled at Slutfest 2.0. Pours very light pale straw with a medium, fizzy white head, no retention or lacing. Aroma is light malt, faint hops, and corn. Flavor is not any better. Light body, warmth, and carbonation with a thin texture.
daknole (8005) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - NOV 1, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle from superdave. FUCK. It says a choice between death or light. Can I choose death? Please? Pretty please? Yellow crap ass pour. Fluffy white head. smells like like creamed corn, apple sauce and stinky ass hops. Flavor is stale corn, fake sweetener. Bad. Yep I choose death. Puke time.
Drake (7123) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - AUG 6, 2011
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
12 ounce bottle courtesy? of Butters at Buters Slutfest 2.0, Richmond, VA, 4.23.11. Pours a very pale yellow. Very pale. Extremely pale. Probably has a lower SRM than water. Thin creamy head. Fair head retention and lacing. Almost nothing in the aroma. Some grains. The taste is graind and acrid notes. Thin. More or less a total waste of time.
shrubber85 (6510) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - SEP 29, 2012
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can. Light malt aroma. Pale yellow with large but quickly disappearing head. Tap water with a hint of lemon and malt. No carbonation. Expected bad but this exceeded my expectations. I choose Death.
Radek Kliber (6287) - Toronto (Can) Krotoszyn (Pol), POLAND - MAY 27, 2010
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Aromafrontal DMS, vegetable with wet cloth, slight mineral hint with touch of hop.
Appearance pale golden brew with mid bright top. Ring of lace.
Flavor and Palate : thin , watery , cardboard with diacetyl. Flaw after flaw. Slight hint of grain at finish. This could be drinkable on macro level if issues were solved.
drowland (5691) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - JUL 27, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
7/24/10. 12oz bottle courtesy Cavie. Clear golden pour. Funky corny apple aroma and a sweet corny and apple flavor that leaves plenty to be desired. Eh.
marcus (5615) - Sacramento, California, USA - NOV 28, 2010
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pours clear yellow with a massive white head and a nondescript aroma. There is a thin very pale malt flavor with little taste to it and a watery slightly bitter finish.