nuplastikk (4123) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - MAR 5, 2011
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
12oz bottle. Filtered yellow tan with a foamy white head. The aroma is quite bad corny,vegetable, diacetyl. Simply bad. Sugary, with tons of off flavors going on. This is the kind of beer that punishes anyone who ticks any and all beers. There is no way that anyone in the world enjoys this beer. Disturbingly bad, probably a realistic example of "Premium" Mexican beer.
ronaldtheriot (1099) - Laplace, Louisiana, USA - JAN 9, 2011
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: JAN 11, 2011 Ed Hardy Premium Beer has a medium, white head and a clear, golden appearance, with moderate carbonation. Aroma is of gummy, rancid grains, and the taste has the same disgusting aspect. Mouth-feel is stinging, cloying, and watery. Ed Hardy Beer finishes difficult and dry. This is bad. Stay away!
UPDATE: The next day I drank another one straight from the bottle, and it wasn’t as bad. This will bump up my total score a little bit.
Thorpe429 (5006) - , Illinois, USA - NOV 30, 2010
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pours a nothingness of somewhat golden color with the tiniest wisp of a white head and maybe 10 or so carbonation bubbles rising. The taste and smell can be combined and summed up in two words: creamed corn. Simply gross. Mouthfeel is about the same, leading to one of the worst drinkabilities that I have encountered.
Serving type: bottle
Reviewed on: 02-11-2010
bhensonb (10343) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 9, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle from Oak Tree. Pours light gold with a foamy white head. Grassy aroma above breadiness. Strange almost metallic start, quickly followed by sweetness, followed by grassy hop, quickly ending in a metallicness. The metallic seems to "go away" with the second sip, mostly. Don’t know what to say, except drain pour.
phaleslu (5867) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 7, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
12 oz. bottle from Friar Tuck in Crestwood. Part of a mix-a-six. I hate everything about Ed Hardy, but curiosity killed this cat. Pours a clear pale yellow with a small white head. Aroma of corn, skunk, and metal. Flavor is the same, mostly skunk and like a mouthfull of coins. Light-bodied, with above average carbonation and a metallic mouthfeel. I’m almost glad this beer is so terrible because the label and designer and fucking terrible. I thought the official beer of douchebags would taste more like vinegar and water. Fuck Ed Hardy, the people who design it, and the people who wear it. Don’t drink it, either.
Oscbert (970) - Sacramento, California, USA - SEP 29, 2010
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
~Grainy sweet malt aroma, low hops if any detected.
~Pours a clear pale gold color, with small diminishing creamy white head.
~Sweet malty grainy flavor, I’m thinking rice adjuncts as it has similar taste to Japanese lagers, but could be corn. low to no hops. Balance towards malts.
~Medium light bodied, high CO2, refreshing and smooth. Sweet finish.
~I was pleasantly surprised by this. I am not a fan of designer labels and figured this would be a shitty beer marketed well with a well known designer. Pretty decent lager. It is a bit sweet and think i would have massive hangover if I drank lots of these.
jtclockwork (7107) - , New Jersey, USA - SEP 18, 2010
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Pours a pale yellow with white head. Nose of musk, foot and pine. Taste of light malts and stale water.
Acetobacter (816) - Pennsylvania, USA - SEP 13, 2010
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Experienced from a 12oz bottle in a pilsner glass. The beer pours a straw-colored golden hue, with no head. The aroma is initially somewhat inviting, for the style, as it seems to showcase a bit of Munich malt. However, this quickly changes to the more familiar vaguely uric quality exhibited in the style. The palate is undercarbonated, somewhat uric, and utterly devoid of any sort of complexity. The style is simple and without much character, but this is an example that is outstanding only in its awfulness.
Leighton (9833) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - AUG 31, 2010
2.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle. Pours clear, pale gold with a thin, filmy wite head. Strong sugar and grain aroma. Flavor is mild, which is probably a good thing. Some cereal and corn notes arrive. Light in body with crisp, sharp carbonation. Finishes lightly sweet with lingering sweetness. Not that bad.
Cajun (197) - Lafayette, Louisiana, USA - AUG 11, 2010
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Tasting - Gulf Brew 2010 - Pale amber white head. Notes of old water and skunk. Watery, bread soaked in bathwater flavor with bitter after. Must have used Mexican tap water. would go with lots and lots of guacamole.