Leighton (11860) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - AUG 31, 2010
2.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle. Pours clear, pale gold with a thin, filmy wite head. Strong sugar and grain aroma. Flavor is mild, which is probably a good thing. Some cereal and corn notes arrive. Light in body with crisp, sharp carbonation. Finishes lightly sweet with lingering sweetness. Not that bad.
brokensail (11540) - Orange County, California, USA - FEB 21, 2010
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
A: The usual pale, pale yellow color with a bit of a white head that then subsides (very quickly). There are lots of tiny carbonation bubbles.
S: The smell is completely awful. It’s skunky and has lots of corn and rice. A bit of metal, and just a general odor about it that I can only describe as old garbage.
T: Almost exactly the same as the nose. It seems as though something has spoiled in the bottle--and by something, I mean a compost pile that baked in the Pomona sun.
M: Light, fizzy, and dry.
D: Absolutely the worst beer I’ve ever had. Normally I try to find something redeeming about the beer, but there just wasn’t really anything positive here.
bhensonb (11510) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 9, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle from Oak Tree. Pours light gold with a foamy white head. Grassy aroma above breadiness. Strange almost metallic start, quickly followed by sweetness, followed by grassy hop, quickly ending in a metallicness. The metallic seems to "go away" with the second sip, mostly. Don’t know what to say, except drain pour.
Drake (8981) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - FEB 10, 2010
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
This looks like its more gimmick than beer, 12 ounce bottle. Pours a clear pale gold color with a thin head. Poor head retention and lacing. Aroma is grassy, corny and not much else. Taste is grass, green apple, grain, green banana. Medium bodied,
jtclockwork (8911) - , New Jersey, USA - SEP 18, 2010
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Pours a pale yellow with white head. Nose of musk, foot and pine. Taste of light malts and stale water.
shrubber85 (7947) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - SEP 29, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Hint of malt aroma. Pale yellow with moderate head. Light lemon and malt flavor. Minimal carbonation. At least this wasn’t as expensive as his shitty shirts but I still feel ripped off.
CaptainCougar (7132) - Columbia, Maryland, USA - DEC 19, 2009
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Pours a clear pale golden with a spotty-lacing small froth of white head. Aroma of pale malt with some grassy herbal hop notes and a hint of light fruits. Starts with a light malty sweetness and a touch of grainy character with soft maize and bland hop balance. Has decent body for the style and doesn’t really have any off-flavors. Pretty smooth and very drinkable, just nothing to get too excited about.
phaleslu (6810) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 7, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
12 oz. bottle from Friar Tuck in Crestwood. Part of a mix-a-six. I hate everything about Ed Hardy, but curiosity killed this cat. Pours a clear pale yellow with a small white head. Aroma of corn, skunk, and metal. Flavor is the same, mostly skunk and like a mouthfull of coins. Light-bodied, with above average carbonation and a metallic mouthfeel. I’m almost glad this beer is so terrible because the label and designer and fucking terrible. I thought the official beer of douchebags would taste more like vinegar and water. Fuck Ed Hardy, the people who design it, and the people who wear it. Don’t drink it, either.
blipp (6329) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - APR 27, 2012
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle at the TURD Tasting. Pours light golden yellow with a white head. Relatively inoffensive, a little bit of grainy sweetness, but not much else.
douglas88 (6315) - Portland, Oregon, USA - MAY 15, 2010
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle from the Utah State Store. Pours a clear yellow color with a medium white head. The aroma is sweet corn, malt. The flavor is a fizzy corn and malty sweet mix. Drinkable for sure. Not bad, not too good.