DYCSoccer17 (3478) - Woodland, California, USA - JAN 14, 2010
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
I had a bottle of this fucking stuff at the club, and I had a hell of a time rating it because all the bitches were sitting on my dick and lap. Fuck, one of these bitches smells like boiled vegetables, did she shower? This other little cunt must be from Nebraska because she reeks of corn. The transparent blonde one gave me good head, She had some nice lacy panties on, She tasted like corn and a dirty penny. I don’t care, this beer made me look so awesome and get some bitch from Nebraska. When was the last time a beer got you laid by a broad from Nebraska? Lord knows what I would have gotten if I would have remembered to wear my fucking Ed Hardy screen printed shirt.
Percy0103 (256) - MEXICO - JUL 21, 2014
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle, 355ml. A yellow beer with a foamy head that disappears quickly. Aroma is of wheat and corn. Taste is bitter at the beginning, but then it fades away. Forgettable beer.
Sdaniel90 (521) - Mexico City, MEXICO - JUL 21, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle, 355ml. Clear golden with a fizzy head that’s gone after 30 seconds. Aroma is of sweet malts, green apples and straw. High carbonation. Tastes like mineral water with a subtle grassy cerealness.
hotstuff (4397) - Indiana, USA - APR 18, 2014
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Rated on 10-02-2011. This canned beer pours a medium sized fizzy white head with a short retention, transparent yellow as the sun body, fast rising carbonation, and one ring of lacing. The aroma is corn and crisp. The flavor mimics the aroma. The mouthfeel is light carbonation and this beer is light bodied. This is a very forgettable beer. It has no character whatsoever asfaras the aroma and flavor. I do not recommend trying this beer. Next!!
patrick767 (3725) - fort wayne, Indiana, USA - AUG 13, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
can - It’s light, sweet, and grainy, a typical crappy pale lager. Fizzy and light bodied, I’ve had worse, but there’s nothing here to recommend it. An Ed Hardy branded beer, huh? Perhaps it would be better with some skulls and hearts joining that tiger on the label.
EithCubes (5215) - New Jersey, USA - AUG 1, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle, haha, what a find! Nose is sweet, faintly floral, very slight malt, perhaps even some wheat (certainly has the slick). Dark clear golden leaning a bit orangish with a blink-and-you-miss-it white head. Taste is sweet and lightly candyish, no bitterness at all (and of course, no sourness etc), and very faint malt (straight barley). Watery light body, a little dirty, but not filthy. Honestly, I’ve had worse this week, and it’s not outrageous as a puff piece -- I’d gladly have another despite the low rating.
mzaar (2011) - Varberg, SWEDEN - FEB 17, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Flaska. LIka färglad och "alldeles-för-mycket-av-allting" som Ed Hardys kläddesign är, lika blek och "var-finns-det-något-av" är ölen som han av någon outgrundlig anledning släppt sitt namn till. Den är nästintill smaklös, doftlös och det finns inget som helst positivt att säga om denna dryck som går under namnet öl, men som inte gör skäl för det.
queenholly (3374) - South Whitley, Indiana, USA - SEP 30, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can. Barely perceptible sour malt aroma. Pee yellow with a large quickly dissipating white head. Water with a few grains of sugar added flavor. Thin watery body, flat carbonation. Might as well be water.
shrubber85 (8836) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - SEP 29, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Hint of malt aroma. Pale yellow with moderate head. Light lemon and malt flavor. Minimal carbonation. At least this wasn’t as expensive as his shitty shirts but I still feel ripped off.
thedm (5064) - Fort Wayne, USA - JUN 25, 2012
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
This canned brew from a bottle shop poured a very large sized head of foamy finely sized white colored bubbles that were mostly lasting and left behind a softly carbonated transparent light yellow colored body and a thick foamy lacing. The mild aroma was wheat dough and grassy. The semi-flat mouth feel was weakly tingly at the start and at the finish. The weak flavor contained notes of mild hops and malt. Not one that I would buy again.
TURDFERGUSON (4017) - Durham, North Carolina, USA - APR 28, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle at my tasting. Definitely worthy of the Chimay looking chalice it is poured into in the picture up there in the left corner.