1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20This canned brew from a bottle shop poured a very large sized head of foamy finely sized white colored bubbles that were mostly lasting and left behind a softly carbonated transparent light yellow colored body and a thick foamy lacing. The mild aroma was wheat dough and grassy. The semi-flat mouth feel was weakly tingly at the start and at the finish. The weak flavor contained notes of mild hops and malt. Not one that I would buy again.
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Flaska. LIka färglad och "alldeles-för-mycket-av-allting" som Ed Hardys kläddesign är, lika blek och "var-finns-det-något-av" är ölen som han av någon outgrundlig anledning släppt sitt namn till. Den är nästintill smaklös, doftlös och det finns inget som helst positivt att säga om denna dryck som går under namnet öl, men som inte gör skäl för det.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can. Barely perceptible sour malt aroma. Pee yellow with a large quickly dissipating white head. Water with a few grains of sugar added flavor. Thin watery body, flat carbonation. Might as well be water.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Hint of malt aroma. Pale yellow with moderate head. Light lemon and malt flavor. Minimal carbonation. At least this wasn’t as expensive as his shitty shirts but I still feel ripped off.
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle at my tasting. Definitely worthy of the Chimay looking chalice it is poured into in the picture up there in the left corner.
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle at the TURD Tasting. Pours light golden yellow with a white head. Relatively inoffensive, a little bit of grainy sweetness, but not much else.
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle at Max’s for the Turd Tasting. A wonderfully fantastic beer crafted with nothing but the finest care and precision. SEEK OUT NOW!
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle I shared at the NY Meet the TURD tasting. Only the best for them. Pours a clear yellow. Mild aroma of rice and wheat. Flavor is offensive of rice and band aids. As tasty as a sleeve tattoo.
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle - pours pale gold with a bubbly head. Sweet metallic tang, some malt. Slightly sweet malt taste. reasonable carbonation, average lager.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Tasted directly from bottle at a friend’s Shitty Beer Shoot-Out Party. Yikes, this stuff is awful! Premium my butt. What is the point of this beer? I know Ed Hardy is a tattoo subculture marketing mogul, but why would he even want his name associated with this swill?
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