KajII (763) - Macon, North Carolina, USA - FEB 21, 2010
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
UPDATED: AUG 22, 2011 Bottle. The pour was a clear yellow-amber in color with a small fizzy white head and had virtually no lacing at all.
The aroma was of a super light grain malt and very mild grassy hop and a almost non existent sweaty yeast with nothing else really standing out.
It tasted VERY, VERY lightly bitter in the beginning and finished with almost no flavor at all.
Mouthfeel was very watery in texture and extremely light in body with a fizzy carbonation.
Overall a super light, almost flavorless tasting beer. And at $10 a 6 pack, a large waste of money.
patrick767 (3333) - fort wayne, Indiana, USA - AUG 13, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
can - It’s light, sweet, and grainy, a typical crappy pale lager. Fizzy and light bodied, I’ve had worse, but there’s nothing here to recommend it. An Ed Hardy branded beer, huh? Perhaps it would be better with some skulls and hearts joining that tiger on the label.
EithCubes (4568) - New Jersey, USA - AUG 1, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle, haha, what a find! Nose is sweet, faintly floral, very slight malt, perhaps even some wheat (certainly has the slick). Dark clear golden leaning a bit orangish with a blink-and-you-miss-it white head. Taste is sweet and lightly candyish, no bitterness at all (and of course, no sourness etc), and very faint malt (straight barley). Watery light body, a little dirty, but not filthy. Honestly, I’ve had worse this week, and it’s not outrageous as a puff piece -- I’d gladly have another despite the low rating.
mzaar (1322) - Varberg, SWEDEN - FEB 17, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Flaska. LIka färglad och "alldeles-för-mycket-av-allting" som Ed Hardys kläddesign är, lika blek och "var-finns-det-något-av" är ölen som han av någon outgrundlig anledning släppt sitt namn till. Den är nästintill smaklös, doftlös och det finns inget som helst positivt att säga om denna dryck som går under namnet öl, men som inte gör skäl för det.
queenholly (2565) - South Whitley, Indiana, USA - SEP 30, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can. Barely perceptible sour malt aroma. Pee yellow with a large quickly dissipating white head. Water with a few grains of sugar added flavor. Thin watery body, flat carbonation. Might as well be water.
shrubber85 (6803) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - SEP 29, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Hint of malt aroma. Pale yellow with moderate head. Light lemon and malt flavor. Minimal carbonation. At least this wasn’t as expensive as his shitty shirts but I still feel ripped off.
thedm (4866) - Fort Wayne, USA - JUN 25, 2012
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
This canned brew from a bottle shop poured a very large sized head of foamy finely sized white colored bubbles that were mostly lasting and left behind a softly carbonated transparent light yellow colored body and a thick foamy lacing. The mild aroma was wheat dough and grassy. The semi-flat mouth feel was weakly tingly at the start and at the finish. The weak flavor contained notes of mild hops and malt. Not one that I would buy again.
TURDFERGUSON (3874) - Carrboro, North Carolina, USA - APR 28, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle at my tasting. Definitely worthy of the Chimay looking chalice it is poured into in the picture up there in the left corner.
blipp (5594) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - APR 27, 2012
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle at the TURD Tasting. Pours light golden yellow with a white head. Relatively inoffensive, a little bit of grainy sweetness, but not much else.
jredmond (4847) - Manhattan, New York, USA - APR 23, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle at Max’s for the Turd Tasting. A wonderfully fantastic beer crafted with nothing but the finest care and precision. SEEK OUT NOW!
italarican (1382) - Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA - APR 21, 2012
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle I shared at the NY Meet the TURD tasting. Only the best for them. Pours a clear yellow. Mild aroma of rice and wheat. Flavor is offensive of rice and band aids. As tasty as a sleeve tattoo.