jgb9348 (4625) - Arlington (Pentagon City), Virginia, USA - APR 8, 2003
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bought it, because i've never seen it before. It was a horrible beer. One of the worst tasting beers I've ever had. With a mix of staleness and metal, it was a definate loser. Do NOT try it!
presario (4580) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - APR 23, 2005
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
With the bartenders switching back and forth between modelo, corona and estrella it was hard to pick between them.
Grovlam (4152) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - DEC 14, 2008
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can. [Tasting session @ Papsoe] Small fizzy white head that mostly diminished. Spare display of lacework. Clear yellow color. Aroma of cardboard, grass, mild caramel. Light bodied with a soft carbonation. Light sweet malty flavour with a hint of bitterness. Light dry and bitter cardboard finish.
maniac (3800) - Baltimore, Maryland, USA - JUL 9, 2008
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle courtesy of Butters. Clear pale golden body with a medium frothy white head. Bit of a skunked aroma, some grain, a bit of malty hints. Light grainy flavor, some malt, and a bit of grassiness. Light body with moderately high carbonation.
Butters (3725) - Richmond, Virginia, USA - JUL 10, 2008
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Horribly skunky aroma. Grassy aroma. Medium thin body with moderate carbonation. Some hint of hops in the finish. Pretty bad.
Nekronos (3633) - Xalapa, MEXICO - OCT 16, 2004
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
UPDATED: JAN 30, 2006 I don’t know who called it beer, but it’s the closest thing to water I have taste only after Budweisser.
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - JUL 12, 2007
2.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle from Puento Aventuras, Mexico. Pours a beautiful gold with a lively carbonated body. Aroma was skunky at first, but said skunkiness settles nicely into a honey/hops aroma. Flavor is muted hops with a slight corn syrup tint. Watery mouthfeel. Good on a Mexican beach, not so much elsewhere.
jrallen34 (3478) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAR 24, 2011
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
So I’m in Puerto Vallarta and this is what goes for a special not local beer. Yeah I’m trouble, its going to be a week full of liqour, sadly.’
It pours, smells and tastes like any other mexi beer. Its light gold very clear with a little of hops. Of course its easy to drink, but has not alcohol or mouthfeel.
Aubrey (3430) - Bellingham, Washington, USA - MAY 8, 2006
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Why oh why are beers still bottled in clear bottles? After I cracked this one, it smelled like a skunk just took a piss on my nose. The beer was light yellow and as clear as the glass it came in. Head? That was nonexistent, as was the texture (aside from the lively carbonation). After the skunk subsided a little, there wasn’t much else, other than vegetables; oh, and perhaps a few wet, moldy herbs. Only a mild bitterness followed through to the finish of the torture session.
hellbilly (3249) - scottsdale über alles, Arizona, USA - MAR 29, 2010
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
this was brought out for a dak tick by superdave on 1/25/2010.
clear pale yellow with a short lived white head.
skunky sweet grain smell.
it tastes like a cheap sweetened corn tortilla.
watery texture... wtf happened to the carbonation?
i like bad beer but this is just awful. 3/2/3/1/5/1.4