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RATINGS: 64   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.83/5   SEASONAL: Special   EST. CALORIES: 516   ABV: 17.2%
This is a really big beer and we wanted to put it in small bottles, but the two bozos were so fat they couldnít fit on the label. Enjoy this rich, ridiculous and screwball-ish Imperial Stout with hints of: molasses, lactose, chocolate, almond, hazelnut, vanilla bean, cinnamon, oak spiral, chili, marshmallow, muscovado sugar, chesnut and coffee. Made for Bozos.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 13/20
DrewFace (965) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - JAN 9, 2015
Bottle share thanks to Homer321. Sweet, licorice, molasses, some spicy notes, cinnamon. Dark black pour, no lacing. More pepper in the flavor, sweet, molasses, chills, cinnamon, some alcohol heat but doesnít seem like 17%.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 17/20
50belair (3253) - Florida, USA - DEC 29, 2014
Bottle. Black pour with a fleeting tan head. Loads of coffee and dark roasted malts. All kinds of dark roasted malts and expresso. Some bitterness to it, perhaps from the malts. Average body and mouthfeel.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
chinchill (3888) - South Carolina, USA - DEC 11, 2014
Large shared bottle of Bozo Beer Brewed at Westbrook Brewing (SC). Dark opaque body. Very rich. Various flavors and aromas donít come together nicely and, worse yet, it is too vegetative. Compared poorly to other imperial stouts at the same tasting session, including Eclipse.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 17/20
conway (2210) - - OCT 25, 2014
Bottle. Pitch black with a creamy mocha head. What an enormous beer. Chocolate, roasted malt, marshmallow and a big chili pepper kick. Thick and sticky. Overwhelming and totally over the top but delicious.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
GG (2332) - NorCal, California, USA - OCT 13, 2014
On tap @ 10 East - Aroma - coffee, dark corn syrup, toffee, soy and alcohol Appearance - black body, thin 1-finger dark tan head, zero retention/lacing Mouthfeel - sticky, full bodied, low carbonation...sludgy Flavor - huge coffee flavor, black strap molasses, some alcohol but not nearly as prominent as it could be. Green pepper underlying the roasted notes. Overall - huge, huge beer. A bit unfocused with the coffee note being dominant, but itís tasty. Seems like it has room to be more complex.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
DedicatedToFun (4000) - Santa Monica, California, USA - JUL 28, 2014
Bottle, thanks GT2, pour is black, head is tan, nose is chocolate, taste is coffee, decent.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 18/20
Narkee (15) - AUSTRALIA - JUL 12, 2014
Pours a black thick oil. Small dark tan head that dissipates quickly. Strong coffee, cocoa and marshmallow aroma. Amazingly smooth stout. Strong roasted coffee and chocolate. Marshmallow and a lovely alcohol warmth finishes. Amazing beer.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 15/20
MacBoost (1708) - Penfield, New York, USA - JUL 10, 2014
Pours like used motor oil, perhaps the most viscous beer Iíve ever seen. Small tan head.


Aromas of marshmallow, some light smoke, light roast, whole lotta chocolate. No hops or spice detected. Taste is sweet and bitter from the malt. Flavors of pretty much everything - chocolate milkshake, coco puffs, vanilla, some light nuttiness, roasted malts, twigs and berries, ash, cigars. Wow. Pretty intense and impressive, but the most impressive part is that this beer drinks like its 9%abv. Really. Itís that silky smooth and of course, sweet as fuck. Finishes like a chocolate doughnut with just the slightest hint of spicy pepper. If this beer were wine barrel fermented with brett for a few years and completely dried out it would be perfect. But as it sits, itís just a touch too sweet. Not hot, but sweet. Good effort though, and Iím glad I pounded the entire beer in the time it took to write this review. This beer is fucken great for fat bozos like me! Thanks, Jeppe!

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 16/20
arminjewell (9210) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - MAY 18, 2014
Pour out of 22 oz bottle, thick oily black pour with dark brown head, lasts as a thin rim around the glass, no lacing, but not expected for the ABV. Aroma is surprisingly mellow, some molasses, toffee, dark chocolate, brownie, fudge like notes, some slight coffee, hints of a nutty note in there as well. Taste is a mix of dark chocolate, brownie batter, hints of fudge, vanilla, molasses, some slight coffee in there but pretty mild, some nutty notes, very slight hint of booze but really not much, finishing fairly sweet, slightly bitter. I actually donít mind drinking this whole thing, and the flavors are pretty nice for what it is.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 9/20
brokensail (15271) - San Leandro, California, USA - MAY 16, 2014
Bottle @ GT Catís Cabana. Thanks, GT. Jet black, highly viscous, and a tiny tan head. Roast, ash, and burnt sugar on the nose. Lots of molasses, coffee, and vanilla. Tons of grape jelly, some smoke, and a slight spiciness. Thereís a weird savory character to the taste. Itís also intensely sweet and sugary. Tons of vanilla, brown sugar, and grape jelly. Some coffee and roasted malt bitterness. A bit of smoke, spice, and green pepper.

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