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RATINGS: 68   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.83/5   SEASONAL: Special   EST. CALORIES: 516   ABV: 17.2%
This is a really big beer and we wanted to put it in small bottles, but the two bozos were so fat they couldnít fit on the label. Enjoy this rich, ridiculous and screwball-ish Imperial Stout with hints of: molasses, lactose, chocolate, almond, hazelnut, vanilla bean, cinnamon, oak spiral, chili, marshmallow, muscovado sugar, chesnut and coffee. Made for Bozos.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 18/20
Narkee (15) - AUSTRALIA - JUL 12, 2014
Pours a black thick oil. Small dark tan head that dissipates quickly. Strong coffee, cocoa and marshmallow aroma. Amazingly smooth stout. Strong roasted coffee and chocolate. Marshmallow and a lovely alcohol warmth finishes. Amazing beer.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 15/20
MacBoost (1744) - Penfield, New York, USA - JUL 10, 2014
Pours like used motor oil, perhaps the most viscous beer Iíve ever seen. Small tan head.


Aromas of marshmallow, some light smoke, light roast, whole lotta chocolate. No hops or spice detected. Taste is sweet and bitter from the malt. Flavors of pretty much everything - chocolate milkshake, coco puffs, vanilla, some light nuttiness, roasted malts, twigs and berries, ash, cigars. Wow. Pretty intense and impressive, but the most impressive part is that this beer drinks like its 9%abv. Really. Itís that silky smooth and of course, sweet as fuck. Finishes like a chocolate doughnut with just the slightest hint of spicy pepper. If this beer were wine barrel fermented with brett for a few years and completely dried out it would be perfect. But as it sits, itís just a touch too sweet. Not hot, but sweet. Good effort though, and Iím glad I pounded the entire beer in the time it took to write this review. This beer is fucken great for fat bozos like me! Thanks, Jeppe!

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 16/20
arminjewell (9256) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - MAY 18, 2014
Pour out of 22 oz bottle, thick oily black pour with dark brown head, lasts as a thin rim around the glass, no lacing, but not expected for the ABV. Aroma is surprisingly mellow, some molasses, toffee, dark chocolate, brownie, fudge like notes, some slight coffee, hints of a nutty note in there as well. Taste is a mix of dark chocolate, brownie batter, hints of fudge, vanilla, molasses, some slight coffee in there but pretty mild, some nutty notes, very slight hint of booze but really not much, finishing fairly sweet, slightly bitter. I actually donít mind drinking this whole thing, and the flavors are pretty nice for what it is.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 9/20
brokensail (16055) - Dublin, California, USA - MAY 16, 2014
Bottle @ GT Catís Cabana. Thanks, GT. Jet black, highly viscous, and a tiny tan head. Roast, ash, and burnt sugar on the nose. Lots of molasses, coffee, and vanilla. Tons of grape jelly, some smoke, and a slight spiciness. Thereís a weird savory character to the taste. Itís also intensely sweet and sugary. Tons of vanilla, brown sugar, and grape jelly. Some coffee and roasted malt bitterness. A bit of smoke, spice, and green pepper.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 16/20
blklab2007 (2118) - Connecticut, USA - MAY 14, 2014
Bottle that I have been a bit intimidated to open due to the abv but what the heck it has been a rough day so I poured it into a 24 oz glass and we will see where this takes me. Pour has a black color with a thick one finger brown head that slowly fell away. Aroma has big rich malt, chewy chocolate, oak, marshmallow, coffee, and light spice. Mouth feel is thick with big coating and the carbonation is there though it is a big beast. Flavor throws out huge malts, chocolate, hazelnut, coffee, super rich and pushing the limits for sure. It catches up with you quickly.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
Experiment_Ale (1096) - Dallas, Texas, USA - MAY 10, 2014
At my place over an empty pool with group. Pours black no head. Aroma is black pepper, coffee, soft booze, dark malt. Taste is very nice, somewhat smooth, very well hidden booze, I could pound all day, if I wanted to get shit faced I would pound a bottle on a hot day and love it.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
TXBadger (2530) - Dallas, Texas, USA - MAY 10, 2014
Pours a dark oil like black and tan head. Coffee, cinnamon, oak, and biscuit on the nose; follows onto the palate. Finishes with just a little heat.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 8/20
GT (9982) - Oceanside, California, USA - APR 28, 2014
> Green coffee and paper disaster

[ Bottle ][ Texas Liquor ][ 651mL ][ $20 ][ Stemless Wine Taster ][ 4/26/14 ]
>> Inky pour, low red foam. Nose is jalapeno, green spicy coffee, fumey alcohol, soy. Taste is extreme paper, palate destroying, really rough coffee. Not even sticky sweet or boozy, just so much paper. Mild coconut oil in mouthfeel, but finish is devastating.

>!< extreme paper

   AROMA 10/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 19/20
zebra (1775) - Illinois, USA - APR 26, 2014
bomber from wlvliquors. i guess iím a bozo. loved the lactose, chocolate, vanilla, chili, and coffee. rich and sweet. didnít strike me as nutty, will pay more attention next time. gushed when opened.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
djd07 (10018) - Houston, Texas, USA - APR 24, 2014
Bottle thanks to Rainer. Pours a dark brown with beige head. The aroma is a stong roast, dark chocolate, and oak. Thick mouthfeel with rich dark chocolate and roast with light smoke. Very good.

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