tommann (2985) - Dudley, West Midlands, - DEC 7, 2012
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
400ml bottle at 6%. Pours pinky, reddy brown with a thin head. Aroma is cough sweets, guarana and orange. Taste is sweet, with orange and guarana in the finish. Alcopop fizzy mouthfeel.
AshtonMcCobb (3760) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JUN 29, 2015
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle thanks to allmyvinyl. It’s definitely like fruit squash but it is quite refreshing, all the same. BenH loves these beers!
BenH (2930) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JUN 18, 2015
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle. Red with pink head. Aroma is fruity, lemonade. Taste if lemonade, orange, little earthy in the finish. Quite refreshing
GlasgowTAD (475) - Glasgow/Aberdeen, SCOTLAND - JUN 18, 2015
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pours pink and clear. Smells like lager. Taste is sweet, some weird acidic fruit and some malt sweetness.
Stuu666 (6166) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JUN 18, 2015
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle at home. Pours clear reddish, nose is lemon and lime, grassy, taste is sickly sugar, grassy, salty.
cgarvieuk (17007) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - JUN 17, 2015
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle at home... All blame to james... Red pink... Soft grassy.. Soft berries nose... Soft juicy.. Soft grassy linger.. Light grassy grapefruit linger
allmyvinyl (6035) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - MAY 25, 2015
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?
You been out chasin’ ratings for so long now.
Oh, you’re a hard one,
But I know that you’ve got your reasons.
These things that are pleasin’ you,
Can hurt you somehow.
Don’t you drink the queen of diamonds, boy,
She’ll beat you if she’s able.
Know the queen of hearts is always your best bet.
Now it seems to me, some fine things,
Have been laid upon your table.
But you only want the things that you can’t get.
Desperado, oh, you ain’t gettin’ no younger:
Your pain and your thirst, well, they’re drivin’ you home.
And freedom, oh freedom,
Well, that’s just some people drinkin’
Your prison is rating,
Through this world all alone.
Pours clear red, thin white-pink head. Aromas of synthetic fruit. Taste is just like the cherries & berries cordial I give the kids. "Aromatized"!. Sticky finish.
(With apologies to the estate of Johnny Cash.)
McNeillR (1677) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - MAR 29, 2015
2.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bright berry red with a pinkish head. Synthetic malty aniseed sugary nose. Gritty bitter, harsh synthetic leathery dryness. Decent carbonation. Finishes itchy sweet and a weird herby buzz linger. Bottle, Constitution.
kacyper (510) - Łęczna, POLAND - MAR 28, 2015
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
400 ml, butelka. Aromaty żadne, lagerowe, soku. W smaku cienkie, słodkie, jakbym pił sok. Pijalne, wysycenie niskie. Ogólnie bez wad ale kompletnie nic specjalnego.
FatPhil (10635) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - DEC 6, 2014
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
600ml bottle (Petrol Station in Poland)
Clear glass bottle, so docking a point for that. The contents are glow in the dark red, and pour fizzy. Annoyed me on the first sip - a quote: "Aww fuck, actually it’s not *that* bad. Lemony bullshit". However, the subsequent sips’ taste is eughh! Crappy pale lager with sugar, chemical lime additives. Scary. Really awful concoction, total horror. But amazingly not a bad as some others it shares the style with.
Marduk (3829) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - DEC 5, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
500ml bottle. As soon as I saw you, so bright like christmas tree, in that supermarket at Zywiec, I knew I have to have you. I wanted you so bad, like polish police tourists. You didn’t disappoint me when I tasted you. You was just like I imagined. You gonna live long in my memories. And nightmares.