Drake (7840) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - MAY 6, 2013
1.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
12 ounce bottle from House of 1000 Beers, New Kensington. Pours a clear amber color with a thin white head. Fair head retention. Cereal grain aroma, some toast and faint hops. The taste is grainy malts, grassy hops, mild toast/ Thin bodied.
drowland (5893) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - JUN 5, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
6/5/12. 12oz bottle. Clear copper pour with a small white head. Grainy corn chip aroma with an odd bitterness. Plain adjunct flavor that reminds strongly of Miller Lite and that gang... but probably what they were going for.
PorterPounder (5101) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAY 23, 2012
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Tallahassee, Fl - Publix Supermarket - Killearn. Pours a medium golden with a crisp white head. Aroma is nondescript and distant. Pick up some wet paper bag notes and hint of canned corn. Flavor is typical light lager, hints of grain and grass, some club soda blandness. Mouthfeel is a bit harsh and very dry.
Suttree (4866) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - MAR 8, 2012
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
So I’m the first to rate this? Cool. It’s actually not bad. Nor is it good. It is tasteless, but that means no bad flavors, either. Beer flavored seltzer, I suppose.
decaturstevo (4619) - decatur, Tennessee, USA - JUN 2, 2012
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Straw yellow pour with light white head. Aroma is light sour malt and corn. Flavor is light malt and a sour start and a semi sweet finish. Light perfumy hops present. I will not say the hop presence is a bitter but there is something there. A light bodied beer with aggressive carbonation. ok
dwyerpg (4306) - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - MAY 14, 2012
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
A terribly boring pale lager. Little aroma or flavor. Perhaps a tiny bit better than the original. Mostly tastes like water. Awful.
JK (4230) - St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA - MAY 21, 2012
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
City is in Wisconsin, so I don’t think this is a Minnesota beer. Anyway, ordinary light beer, light yellow, and minimum flavor. The rep stated it has fewer calories than Bud Light or Miller Lite.
unclemattie (3997) - Georgia, USA - MAY 19, 2012
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
12oz twist-off bottle. Golden color. Thin white head. Aroma of cardboard, corn, and steamed vegetables. Tastes like water. No shit, straight water. Ok, maybe dishwater. Finishes with a oily, soapy character. I don’t know which is worse the regular lager or this ’light’. One more thing to make the Founding Fathers roll in their grave.
Aurelius (3844) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAY 25, 2012
1.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Sweet and sour, corn muffin aroma. Clear beer, cheesy label. Tastes like cereal and bitter seltzer water. Very light body, mercifully short finish. ABC Likkas, Kerry Forest Pkwy.
cheap (3747) - Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - JUN 25, 2013
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Drank directly from a twist off bottle made in Latrobe. A little better than the regular version. Some detectable tartness in the background but just barely. Does have some of that old lager feel to it, you know, like a one year old case of cheap beer. Melanie shure has a nak for picking patriotic names, think defenders, heheh.